Tfw cute with a big cock but still a handholdless virgin because I'm a shut in and terrified of people

>tfw cute with a big cock but still a handholdless virgin because I'm a shut in and terrified of people

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i don't get invited to parties because the jokes stop making sense when i don't have friends and am unphased by idiom due to my friendless ignorance

No, it's because you're a retarded faggot. See how it says Any Forums - Video Games at the top of the page? It's not your blog.

Did you derive sexual pleasure from making this thread?

what video game is this?

No you're a virgin because you're gay.

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You don't get invited because you're black and eat shit. Everyone can smell it on your breath.
Post big dick faggot

Would you like to get raped by a woman?

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But I did use mouth wash

How big?

7 inches

Season 2 never :(

Go be a faggot somewhere else, OP
>>>/r9k

Thats not that big

what is this
is this porn?

no

The Devil Is a Part-Timer! is coming back so ya never know

i'll hold your hand if you show me your pp user

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Still bigger than yours probably.

>VA had hot voice
>She died of pneumonia
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ecchi anime Shimoneta

>I'll hold your hand
what, through the computer?
I'm tired of this fake online shit
I want a real person to cuddle and love

Miyu was a treasure and now she's an angel.
Still makes me sad.

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ill teleport behind you
promise

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same except i have a tiny dick

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how tiny?

4~ inches

Im 8.2"

>~

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lol

Damn im asian and i'm bigger than you

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wtf

yeah whatever i still ass mog you

LONDON
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>very handsome
>nearing 30 with a great head of hair
>grow a great beard
>143 IQ
>the lord almighty gives me a 4 inch dick

Why’d he do this to me bros

>tfw no bf with any sized cock
what a world....

No hate from me user, you flex that ass and tiny pp.

How much of it have you put inside a pussy?
Or asshole, whatever works best for you.

POST COCK

I want to look at user's po!

>.2
I can sense your insecurity

i think you stopped getting invited because you have a poop fetish

I would but I'm not horny at all and I'm a grower
my dick is tiny when I'm not excited

i think i stopped getting invited because someone lied and said i couldn't take a joke

when people stopped telling them

you are meant to focus on advancing humanity instead of fucking things
or you are a natural bottom
either way

did you get upset with them making jokes about your poop fetish?