>Margit
>Morgott
>Mohg
>Marika
>Miquella
>Melina
>Malenia
>Millicent
What did George mean by this
Margit
All the major character names start eith G, R or M
>mmmmmmmm
>mitsubishi san, I'm sorry, did you say Godrick the uh, "golden"?
>I must quibble with your wording here, how exactly does Godrick afford gold in the lands betwixt, stricken with poverty and disease?
>Mayhap you would elucidate on his tax policy?
>Godfrey
>Godwyn
>Godrick
>Radagon
>Renalla
>Radahn
>Renna
>Ranni
Fug you're right
>G
>R
>R
>M
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
lord of the rings lives in his head rent free. no matter what he says about taxes or violence he'll never be a better author than tolkien
dude was just hungry.
He wrote the pre-Shattering content.
It's literally just edgy Silmarillion.
>AHA, I am not margit at all, I am morgott, you have been fooled
>It is not Marika, it is none other than Radagon!
>And I, dear tarnished, am not in fact Renna, I am Ranni! bested again!
>I am Hoarah loux, not godfrey you fuckin idiot
>Diallos? Nay, I am juno hoslow!
>No, I'm not Rya. Tis but a façade, I am zoraya the serpent girl.
>I'm not goldmask at all, I am solaire of astora.
why did everyone have a secret identity
as my grandma always said: niggin ain't easy
>Godfrey, first Elden Lord
>Radagon, second Elden Lord
>Renalla, Radagon's first wife
>Marika, Radagon's second wife
BRAVO GEORGEAZAKI
me, 3rd elden lord and my first decree is FUCK NIGGERS and ranni is based
No coincidence that LOTR inhabits the seethe zone in every Fromdrones head too.
meds
M = 13
Why even deny it. Fromshitters felt validated the 'anti-Tolkien' was now on their team despite him being a notoriously lazy laughingstock.
>final boss is Mario
What's all this about? I ignored Elden Ring threads prerelease. From games and LotR are some of my favorite things.
kek
why would anyone be anti tolkien
Have you ever met a Fromdrone
Kek
Did you hear about Godrick the Grafted's new tax policy? It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg!!
Yee-claw