Journos giving this unpolished turd 10/10 forever proves their opinions are worthless

>literally perma frame drops you can't do anything about
>can't even use Spirit Ashes
>think it's because of my build or something
>finally Google it
>literally thousands of people have the same problem
>it's another bug after all
google.com/search?q=elden ring can't use spirit ashes

Never listening to journos or to Any Forums again, which is apparently just Reddit 2 today.

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It got shilled here hard

Wow another thread of a loser retard bitching about something like Any Forums is his personal blog. Literally none of us give a single flying fuck. Kill yourself promptly and violently

>50% of threads are garbage
>literally a tranny porn thread up right now
>he chooses this thread to complain about the quality of threads

Shills are so obvious today it's just painful

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Nah you're just a faggot and there's at least 100 threads a day about loser faggots here denouncing this game like it makes you special. You're offended and threatened by the fact the vast majority of this board is playing the game so in some desperate plea for attention and individuality you decide to voice your dumb fuck opinion like anyone actually cares that you can't summon spirits. You wasted $60 plus tip on something you don't like. I'm laughing at you.

>stealing memes
makes sense considering it's what From Software built their whole brand on

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>all that mentally retarded drivel
As you pointed out yourself, a lot of people are playing this game, so if you weren't a retard, it wouldn't surprise you that there will be a lot of threads about its numerous flaws and bugs. Take meds, but unironically.

>references are stealing
Lmao you should literally never like any TV, movies, or video games if that's the case considering all art is inspired and copied. You're a dumb person. Aggressively retarded. I bet you have a mouth full of rotten teeth and have never felt a girl's pussy. You reek of a fucking loser. No one successful in life would ever try this retarded angle at getting attention. It's over. Kill yourself already

doing it once or twice would be a reference, we all know he likes berserk by then. doing it over and over again and copying things over 1:1 is just ripping it off

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You have no friends. This board is it. It's all you have. Your life is waking up to browse the internet and play video games, eat a bunch of shit food adding to your horrible diet, and rotting away in some tiny unkempt room waiting for the day you pull it together, all the while that day never comes. You spend time on a Korean underwater basket weaving forum trying so desperately to make your terrible opinions heard to no avail. This is it. Your lot in life. This is what you have to show for everything leading up to this point. Being ripped apart and demoralized on the same platform you expect to get attention. It's over.

If you know nothing about someone but make such bold assumptions, it's always as clear as day that you are projecting. Just as a tip.

I'm guessing none of the 10/10 reviews played past Liurnia

The difference is people point out real problems with Elden Ring while many people who shitpost BotW never even played it because they are too poor to buy a console and too dumb for emulation. They never even point out the real problems with BotW like the performance or the shitty enemy variety. It's always the same dumb shit
R-reference

Classic deflection. Time to start posting your folder of reaction images full of cats and frogs to be more of a detractor scurrying away from the harsh truth

You should genuinely seek help and take a break from this shitty website. I'm actually trying to enjoy this game and haven't posted on Any Forums for weeks because I didn't want to get spoiled.

Do you actually believe everyone who thinks this shitty game isn't perfect is the same person? Just say yes or no.

Not reading any of that

And who was retarded enough to listen to game journos, despite having 3+ decades of knowledge of them being incompetent oafs at best, and malicious bribe-taking corporate sockpuppets at worst? The fact that ONLY NOW do you question game journos' opinions, makes you the biggest retard on this entire site. And it's only because you disagree with them. I bet you'll go right back to sucking their dicks the moment they praise a game you like, and you won't have the self-awareness to notice how utterly stupid your logic is.

Do us all a favor and take a long walk off a short pier.

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journos aren't always wrong. even god of war 4 is at least a decent movie game
just like the people who gave DaS 1 a good review never played past undead burg. let's not even talk about 2

You're a dumb person

Based on the posts you made so far, think you are a thoroughly useless and disgusting human being and there is a 0% chance that your family, sharing and cultivating accessions of the same gene pool, are any better. I will pray for everyone in your family to suffer a painful, disturbing death, especially your ugly mother (please think about her ugly face right now [DO IT]--we both know I am right about her being ugly). That's the absolute last reply you mentally ill forum troll will get from me since I will ignore you from now on. I'm speaking the truth when I say that I will pray tonight, though.

>journos aren't always wrong. even god of war 4 is at least a decent movie game

People like you will get the rope, in Minecraft.

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Waaah waaah i can't enjoy the game everyone enjoys
Kill yourself

translation:
>i'm triggered
not saying it's a good game per se. also that webm is misleading, there is a spot that's much closer than that where you can place it

If everyone enjoyed it you wouldn't play the Any Forums police and make pictures like this lmao

You will never be a woman

>also that webm is misleading, there is a spot that's much closer than that where you can place it
>yes it's shit, but you can make it slightly less shit

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Man you sure are upset.

I haven't actually played this game, nor have I ever played any from game, but I don't like popular things so now I have an opinion on from games. Wanna hear what it is?

>expecting anything good from faggot developers

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