Welcome to the kino cafe, what are you having?

Welcome to the kino cafe, what are you having?

Attached: super-nintendo-world-kinopios-cafe-menu-items_2769.1080.jpg (1080x720, 150.13K)

There's not enough toad=kino jokes on this board

Toadette piss straight from the tap

Can I get uhhhhhhh

Are you sure this will help us sell video games?

Attached: 860-sg7-191213-1616009151213_npq6.1080.jpg (1080x1620, 373.23K)

not gonna lie, that burger looks tasty [spoilers] but expensive [/spoilers]

mario if he burger

>mushrooms on a burger
i rather die

Mushrooms are fine on a burger stop being 12

burger needs to remove everything but the bun, cheese, bacon and patty

the mushrooms are the worst offense for this $30 burg

Attached: 1617889254601.png (438x420, 151.65K)

just because its fine and edible doesnt mean it goes well or has any synergy

why do you correlate maturity with random shit on food?

mushrooms are awful for this, you must be under 20 and dumb

I don't think I could really enjoy these types of theme parks without being rich.
It's painfully apparent you're getting scammed paying so much for so little and I can't ignore that.

Attached: b84.gif (124x128, 2.51K)

Don't knock it until you try it.

People who don't appreciate mushrooms, coffee, wine, etc. are immature

sounds like you desperately need to feel mature, and write it up for useless things because you can't see yourself being mature in any other aspect of life

mushrooms are awful, simple as

Attached: 1614803886863.gif (171x172, 961.68K)

I always think the drinks in these japanese cafe things look super cute and tasty looking, but i've actually tried japanese "soda" before and it tastes like complete shit and pure sugar. I imagine these probably taste the same.

Attached: file.png (1500x1530, 3.01M)

a $40 cup of coffee please

Attached: menu860-b4-ho-191219-1616009151200_q6gj.1080.jpg (1080x720, 157.73K)

Look, there's outliers but it's just a known fact that immature people can't appreciate:

- Spicy food
- Coffee
- Wine/alcohol
- Mushrooms
- Vinegar
- Sardines
- Sencha
- Blue cheese

etc.

Their taste just isn't developed enough.

Attached: 2021-12-10-054947_1920x1080_scrot.jpg (1920x1080, 630.3K)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WHY DOES THE PASTA NOT LOOK COOKED
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BLUE SHIT

Most based take on this board holy shit.

I want a Rainni expresso, double it
And give some elden ring onions to eat.

Pop-up cafe food is usually pretty trash. It looks good for the camera but, like maid cafes, you might as well just go to Saizeriya and somehow get better food. But of course the experience is never really about how good the food tastes.

>doesnt mean it goes well or has any synergy
The fuck are you talking about.
Sauteed mushrooms have synergy with just about any meat dish, especially beef products.

This is common culinary knowledge, you just have the palate of a child.

I don't get the appeal of bacon on a burger. I can't taste or even feel it when biting into the burger like I can with a crunchy piece of lettuce or a squishy tomato. I would rather just enjoy the bacon on its own

The cake... IS NOT A LIE

>the mushrooms are the worst offense for this $30 burg
It's a Mario burger.
It needs mushrooms.
Also, sauteed mushrooms are great.

what is this blue goo ?

is this one guy who thinks mushrooms = maturity on here or several, maybe its a cultural thing?

thinking "you like like *food* to be mature* sounds like its coming from some 16 yo loser, but I'm American sooo

Bet you ask for no tomatoes or pickles too. Grow the fuck up.

in what way does that pasta not look cooked?

Attached: 20220308_120605.png (355x262, 47.74K)

you're literally the same guy replying to me each time this is embarassing

>why do you correlate maturity with random shit on food?
Having a developed palate means being able to appreciate dishes other than macaroni and cheese.

you only have the fact that i dislike mushrooms and assumed my diet with that alone

im talking to a child here arn't I

Attached: 1619121556404.jpg (640x640, 43.67K)

Loser

>maybe its a cultural thing?
It's pretty universal that children tend struggle with things that are bitter, spicy, or sour. You can find that in most culturs.
I know I didn't start liking peppers until I was 12, mushrooms until I was 20, and whiskey until I was 28.