> Zombie game
> Devs have the cutest red panda as mascot
> Incorporate said mascot as some sort of McDonalds burger red panda franchise
> The lore of the game is that people ate the burgers from said McDonalds Panda and now everyone is a zombie
Dare I say it? I think I do: KINO KINO KINO KINO
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Porn of this critter where?
Please be respectful of Spiffo
This. Spiffo is for hugs and to keep in your backpack as a lucky charm and to make your base on every Spiffo restaurant. If it's not a SPiffo restaurant then NO BASE.
>The lore of the game is that people ate the burgers from said McDonalds Panda and now everyone is a zombie
Really? Kind of stupid but also kind of kino
Don't forget to rep Spiffo if you're lucky
cute raccoon!!
HE'S A PANDA.
yeah but is there porn
Uhhhh why is there a femininized one there?
>Dead Rising but furries did it
gross
There's something about the tutorial flavor text that's weird.
All of it is written like a fetish game, it's really teasy and weird.
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Sorry. No there isn't.
But Baldspot (the protag of the game) is super cute and he says GAY RIGHTS!
That's the trans grand kid of Spiffo, he's a bit of a tiktok celebrity. You might know him from videos like: "Hit or miss, i guess he never miss huh"
What do you mean? I thought it was hilarious. "You murder the zombie mom: "Oops sorry mom!"
"You murder the zombie dad: "No more daddy issues!"
>he doesn't know
Only one on e621 by argon vile.
it isn't though, there's no official lore as to why it started it's all just headcanon
wat game?
Then why do one of the radio messages say it was the burgers?
Project Zomboid.
>spawn in a house
>find zombies
>walk away from zombies
>find can opener
>game: won
New patch when?
>swoswoswoswoswoswoswo
nothing personnel kiddo
It isn't it's just one radio frequency you can find on one specific day with a crazy conspiracy theorist, it being a bio weapon attack by another country or a terrorist cell is more likely.
Hold on let me just steal their pc to check the progress.
they'll never make up a reason for it hopefully, pz isn't about meta story and not knowing makes more sense and it's better
Dunno but apparently it will add the npcs? They seem to have huge plans for NPCs but knowing the devs they won't go through with half of that shit.