Literally unpossible
Literally unpossible
Yeah
whats his tax policy
His fucking rapid-fire jab with the range of a football field always fucks me up, I can predict the rest.
imagine cooking that faggot on the barbie
imagine the sex
>hits you from 3 miles away with a homing bubble laser
what the FUCK
Them, the greatshield-face ants, runebears and fallingstar beasts can get fucked
Dear God...
I didn't meet one until the sewers 90 hours in. Holy cancer
>trotting around on my horse and suddenly this dipshit railguns me out of fucking nowhere
Why do they even have this attack?
>run away from it on horse
>it starts projectile shitting on you from a mile away
why is every elden ring thread an esl?
>you have to beat this to get Lord of the Boil ending
God dammit.
Elden Lord Boggart
>Re-establishes the Golden Temperature
Ahh... Peace in the Lands Between at last...
>kill me please i dont wanna be cursed
>yea I got you bro
>dies right after saying it
noooooOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA
>youve been invaded
DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
They wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have DaS2 level spinaroonie lock-on for their lightning-fast jabs and 360 noscope water cannons.
Prawnbro didn't deserve this fate...
oh you think you're running away on your horse huh
>signals the orbital cannon
This, they spam their jab move when you're right in front of them, but after every attack they back up and pivot to face you so it's impossible to strafe onto their side for a safe opening to whack them.
So far the absolute cancer aids enemies are
>rats
>lobsters
>crabs
>dogs
>Imp pieces of shit
>basilisks
>black blade assassin niggers
>those fucking machine gun puppets
>those fucking crippled cubts with the bow
>giant hand niggers
>fuck yourself giant flower
What else is missing from this list that you'd like to add?