Comfy elden ring thread

How are you doing? Remember, if you can’t get past an area, try going somewhere else for a bit or finding help.

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Tell me about the pee pee poo poo man. Why does he kill people and eat their pee pee poo poo and then making everyone do the same?

Should I max out the meteor katana or Rhadan's swords?

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>riding horse and running past super dangerous enemies
>can easily outrun them if I keep pace
>suddenly my guy stops and gets off his horse slowly and gets mauled to death by 20 enemies because DICKFAGGOT THE NPC HAS INVADED

Fuck whoever thought that was fine. At least do the quick dismount animation instead of the slow one so I have a chance to run from the enemies who catch up. God damn it.

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brehs what are some must do things before going into ng+? cant do any questlines because well, most of the npcs died. also, any new shit we get in ng+ besides more enemy hp/dmg?

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He thinks everyone should become the Pee Pee Poo Poo

*surpasses kino*

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respec into a male character

What is the best longsword for dex scaling?
Ornamental Straight Sword? Noble Slender Sword?

>finally get around to fighting Radahn
>summoning all the boys
>notice the patches summon sign
>run over and summon him
>he instantly returns to his own world
fucking patches

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Jesus christ thank god I'm done with this cunt

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male? how do i choose that?

Aren't you invincible when you unmount?
I'm pretty sure because I abused that against Radahn

Can someone post a female character wearing Goldmask set? If not post female fashion.

What should i be doing differently to beat Malenia?
>SL 125
>+25 Cold Uchigatana
>+10 Mimic
>Lionel’s Armor and Dragon shield from draconic tree sentinel
>+2 stamina talisman, the talisman that gives +5 to melee stats, weight talisman

What should I do?

Damn sellen looks like THIS?

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>actually get summoned to be a blue boy and save the host
>join in and host has like 1/10 of his health on his own literally being chased down by 2 invaders
>fucking rush in to save the day with a big AOE spell so host can heal
>turn it around and me and host body the invaders
Fuck you invading is still fun. It's better than DS3 and BB at least.

HOT

it's all about patience. And having the good ash of war equipped

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cute, would be a shame if she turned into a magical meatball haha

There is literally a spreadsheet tracking all the data he did for testing. You can take a look at it.

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I fucking hate that boss but I love everything around it.

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i just endure through every attack

One of the most uneventful bossfights in the game, in both presentation and moveset. I expected much more from her.

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Is that modded? Cause damn that's hot.

Looks awesome, thanks.

>ganks
>"invading is still fun"
You know that host only had two invaders because he summoned two phantoms using the taunter's tongue and the invader managed to kill them to open up another slot for the co-invader, and then got another one autosummoned against him

who knows, at least i hope it isnt because i started ng+ just to get it lol

Git gud
Katanas are the easy mode for melee, even better than DS3's straight swords

Sure was about patience in phase two when that knockoff Ghidora started teleporting and spamming beams all over the place.
Now I go back to do Black Flame Monk things with big brother Amon.

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Can I get a hint on what to do with the NPC next to the slumbering wolf’s shack?

I've been invading plenty and it's still super fun even if you're ganked so long as you play it smart. Ganks are a non issue in big open spaces given the amount of AOE and ranged choices you get. Invading is much more fun than it was in DS3 where it was just roll spam constantly.

Reminder: Reddit Ring is the FIFA/CoD of the RPG genre.

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Spam whorefrost stomp
Put meat dumplings in last inventory.slot so mimic eats them
Keep trying until you get lucky and she doesn't do the anime attack because

He just stopped moving for me

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Find her boyfriend who is very well hidden and do his quest.
(or accidentally kill her boyfriend when you smash his hiding place during a heated fight in the area and then pretend like gideon killed him towards her)

FUCK THIS FUCKING BITCH IVE TRIED HOARFROST
IVE TRIED SONAF
IVE TRIED BLOODFANG BLADE
EVEN THE FUCKING +10 MIMIC SDOES NOTHING
FUCK THIS STUPID BITCH

>Someone actually invaded me with the fucking snake shield

What an absolute legend

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There is a village of her people somewhere in that region.
In that village, look for another NPC.
The hint is given by the ghost right outside the village entrance.

I'm a lvl 51 UNGA.
Is that enough to fight the Hogwarts boss? I just opened the door to her area but closed the game because I'm to tired to even try.

There's a village northwest from there under that cliff you can't access.

Yeah that's about the right level.

*carries your early-mid game*
I luv me club bros

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do you think he wipes his ass?

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I'm still getting shit on by things in the capital at level 53. Am I underleveled? I'm a STR build with Giant Crusher, if that helps.

Does the Dragon Seal actually increase dragon spell damage much?

Decided next playthrough I'm making a female character and going duel katanas wearing this with ARC out the ass.

No.

You're like 25+ levels underpar

why not both? you get enough materials to max like 5 or 6 weapons

Oh, well then. No wonder Draconic Tree man was one shotting me.

Ok I can understand why there's bloodborne corpse piles/architecture underground and I don't have a problem with Anor Londo/The Academy being Yharnam all along (they were probably just making that shit up as they went though), but why the fuck are there Yharnam window designs on the ground in Farum Azula?

It seems like a pure Dark Souls area with no other connection, did From just slap them in there to be mysterious?

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I think it is 15%

Funny thing is she would be a complete pushover if it weren't for her omnislash. That move is impossible to dodge consistently.

The final boss space snake keeps running away from me..

Capital is 70, sewers 80-90, Giants 100 to 130