Yfw Elden Ring actually lived up to the hype

>hear how hard this boss is
>expect to get absolutely rocked
>kill it first attempt
what? by that point you should have already fought each brother like 3+ times and once in succession. Crucible knight duo was significantly harder

It's kinda sad that it turned into a bootleg Takagi-san now

all of the side stuff he makes is canon
and all of the previous sasha stuff is canon too

I wish Takagi would get stuffed by an oji-san every episode while fans watched.

Based and same, preferably with him giving her forehead lots of kisses.

Adding that random kid while knowing he's literally being cucked is a bit harsh

>sips
Reminder that FromReddit fans would give it a 10/10 no matter what as long as it has the same (decades old) shitty Dark Souls gameplay. Asset flips, copying trends instead of innovating, and utterly failing at making an interesting/interactive open world is fine when FromSoft does it.

Reminder that even Elden Shills admit that:
-there was no point in it being open world
-there was no point in creating a new IP
-the world is more bare than Breath of the Wild
-nothing to do other than combat
-not even in the top 3 best souls games

>b-but muh 800k players
yes, we know dark souls is for normalfaggots
now kneel

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actually she is a womAn not a womEn, checkmate :)

Is Sasha good for you?

very

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If only I had my very own Sasha...

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>would give it a 10/10 no matter what
I give it a 9/10 but DS3 a 5/10 and DS2 a 3/10.

Cope shazamposter, you lost.

You were funny with Cyberpunk. Just take the win and crop back up on the next CDProjekt game.

>nothing to do other than combat
Ah yes, I love the crop rotation and business management systems Dark Souls was known for.
Yes certainly, this is the first fromsoft game that was Combat Only, how strange for them to seperate from tradition!

:)

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Wait a single Radahn UGS turns into two when dual wielded? That changes things

>crop rotation
. NOW.

what does Any Forums have to do with crop rotation

No shit.
I played 30 hours of it in a week..
That's more than all the other games i played combined for this year.
I'm not a tired gamer. Games are just ass now.
Based Japs are our last hope.

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he probably duplicated the remembrance

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>Nippon vs Burgerland.png
more like niggers vs no niggers

He meant like corn nigga.
He meant like drawfagging on a program.

>can clearly see his left hand is empty
>Doesnt know shit
>Comments anyway
Remove all doubt and all that. Retard.

in rural canada people leave potatos and bags out and people fill them then leave money

>keeping your distance
>barely learn half of the boss's move set
That just ain't no way to play, user.

Whenever I hear "crop rotation" I immediately think of shitsekai

I didn't notice the empty offhand. Chill out, autist.

It's a cope.
There are like 20 cope threads made by magic fags daily.
We get it you are a shitter who likes to cheese a GOTYAY.

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which sasha dooyin is this from

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Sasha chan
My wife

OUR wife
Also get back in line

Sasha-chan has grown up!

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shazam sisters, we lost...