>in like his late 40s
>virgin
>no kids
>no wife
>"WOOO HOOOOOO"
>"YEAHHHHHH"
>"THIS PARTY IS GETTING CRAZY"
>"LETS ROCK!"
In like his late 40s
Hunter Garcia
Nolan Carter
>DUDE YOU GOTTA BE OLD AND SAD AND SERIOUS AND DEPRESSED AND SILENT AND PESSIMISTIC WHEN YOU HIT 18 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST IMAGINE WHAT EVERYONE WOULD THINK OF YOU IF YOU DID ANY OF THAT
Aiden Hill
He's not a virgin though? He fucks his nephew like, A LOT.
Brayden Jones
And?
there's gotta be a lil emptiness otherwise what's the point
Prove it
Matthew Green
Dante isn't even a real human so he likely will live longer than normal.
Luis Cook
I am in my mid 30s and I wish I had half as much as fun as him. boomers who don't give a fuck are based
Colton Edwards
This. Americans are just insecure subhumans. Notice how it's always Americans being insecure about
>being virgin
>having kids
>having a partner
>having sex
>having fun
Ameriniggers are the worst kinds of subhumans to ever grace this world. I wish they could just get nuked for being huge faggots.
Easton Brooks
Dante is a major dork
Hunter Anderson
You're the only person in this thread that has brought up americans. Talk about obsessed
Carson Brooks
a cute dork
Jacob Fisher
Dante knows that the moment his human life ends he's stuck in full Devil Trigger for eternity or until something manages to kill him. He has no reason to be sad or pessimistic.
Josiah Morales
based
the father of cringekino is alive and well
Samuel Turner
Literally me
Cooper Brooks
this dude's cringe even when he was young some people cannot help it
Michael Watson
Yes OP - the running joke is Dante, who outside of being Devil Hunter, is a broke loser.
Logan Green
Because everyone knows it's Amerimutts being retards as usual. Cuckposters, trannies, retards of all kinds. We have to thank Americans for that.
Zachary Thompson
He’s not a virgin
Brandon Cox
>No wife
He made the best move. Trish and Lady are recreational use only. Trish has an artificial pussy and Lady is an angry womanlet who willingly gets naked in front of people.
Hudson Stewart
Positively rent free
Angel Peterson
literally big dick energy
Bentley Nguyen
>>"WOOO HOOOOOO"
>>"YEAHHHHHH"
>>"THIS PARTY IS GETTING CRAZY"
>>"LETS ROCK!"
Those are all lines from DMC 3 when he was 19
Brandon Long
He is happy, what about it