I hate the foreskin duo
Comfy Elden Ring thread
Lincoln Powell
Tyler Hughes
>foreskin duo
Is that the final form of jewish doctors?
Aiden Young
I doubt... you could even imagine it.
>See a bunch of Skeletons guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Poisonbloom in that corpse.
That which commanded the stars.
>See a bunch of Poison Mushrooms guarding a corpse, kill them and find an Arteria Leaf in that corpse.
Giving life... its fullest brilliance.
>Go up a remote cliffside and see a clever drop with a hidden corpse next to a firecamp, find a Turtle Neck Meat in that corpse.
THE ELDEN RING!!!
>See a bunch of Bats guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Golden Rune (1) in that corpse. Exact same thing happens less than 5 minutes later.
OOOOOHHHHH, ELDEN RING!!!
>See a bunch of Highwaymen guarding a chest, kill them and find 5 Mushrooms in that chest.
Shattered...
>See a bunch of Wolves guarding two corpses, kill them and find a Glowstone and a Golden Rune (1) in those corpses.
By someone...
>See a Giant Miranda Flower and a bunch of small Miranda Flowers guarding two corpses, kill them and find an Immunizing Cured Meat and a Golden Rune (2) in those corpses.
Or something...
>See a bunch of Demi-Humans guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Hefty Beast Bone in that corpse.
Don't tell me... you don't see it...
>See a bunch of Demi-Humans guarding a corpse, kill them and find Crab Eggs in that corpse.
LOOK UP AT THE SKY!
>See a Big Land Octopus and a bunch of small Land Octopuses guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Golden Rune (1) in that corpse.
It burns...
Andrew Murphy
Yeah
Joshua Williams
Here it is bros, the dual dagger build blade of calling and black knife
Lincoln Martinez
well it looks like shit, sorry I don't know how to make a proper webm it seems
Jose Roberts
...
Kayden Collins
started second playthrough as an intcuck. Margaret had no chance against my pebbles.
Caleb Davis
literally spirit of motherwill
Parker Allen
you sure showed those mooks who's boss
Lucas Murphy
>He doesn't know about Vyke's reason for going frenzied flame
>He doesn't know about Bernhal's reason for not getting the rune of death and why Melina doesn't have a body
ohnonono Melina bros...
Noah Gomez
roderika is a cute
Grayson Gomez
cute feet!
Christopher Butler
bros im tired of moonveil, its too easy
what should i try out?
Colton Baker
Bros how do I beat Malenia. She’s too hard
Easton Perry
...
Grayson Thompson
Why did (You) think it was a good idea?
Josiah Hill
well (you) can't die so might as well go down the aids waterslide
Grayson Cooper
The prospect of doll pussy was too much to pass up
Jaxon Flores
I keep finding cool weapons, armor, and spells. Wtf are you doing wrong?
Matthew Phillips
i don't get how the mausoleums work
is there a specific mausoleum for each specific great soul?
my friend wanted to dupe godrick's but couldn't do it in a mausoleum in liurnia, while he could in the one in the weeping peninsula
now i want to dupe rennala's but one turtle i tried to use doesn't let me
Aaron Powell
Just created a new character to play when my gf doesn't want to watch. Is there any way at all to make a cute female character? All the options did not feel good
Jaxson Powell
>find random ass cave, entirely optional
>superboss
>find well hidden random teleporter
>entire new underground area with a cool boss fight at the end
you're a dumbass
Sebastian Reed
>just discovered the weeping penisula at lvl 107
heh nothin personnel castle shitters
Kayden Murphy
the ones without bells are different from the ones with bells. you can dupe different souls depending on which one it is.
>THIS is the first bit of melania lewds I've seen so far
god, why does that excessive blush coloring infuriate me so? is it a holdover from the days of tumblr?
Tyler Anderson
How strong should I be before tackling Sellia Mines? I’ve cleared out the ones in Limgrave and Liurnia. I’m SL30 running a quality build with the bloodhound sword.
Luke Peterson
Fiacucks HATE this chad
Eli Rogers
to add to , the ones with the bells are for demigod and regular boss souls, the ones without are used for a specific set of boss souls, such as the lichdragon and the space centipede. why is it this way? who the fuck knows?
Evan Sullivan
>Be tarnished
>Tired of all this bullshit
>Go down an underground city full of niggers, giant ants, niggers riding giant ants, a lake of liquid aids, and a temple full of alien shrimps
>Ah good, a coffin, let me fucking die already
>End up even deeper in the nest of a planet destroying giant Ayyylmao
Goddamn
Gabriel Carter
>There's cool shit to find too, so that means the padding you mentioned doesn't matter
Cope
Wyatt Peterson
it literally doesn't matter
Julian Wilson
>padding
You can ignore 90% of the game, fully optional content isn't padding no matter how much you try to argue otherwise, you mentally ill discordcuck
Jordan Myers
How can one man be this based?
Brody Price
I don't really care, her plan was to cuck you in the end anyway and expecting you to be okay with it.
Michael Hill
so, is there a dollfucker thread on /d/, or is ranni more of an /h/ or /e/ subject?
Daniel Morgan
new fetish, huh?