Complete the following sentence:
If you didn't beat Elden Ring with a pure melee build then _________________________
Elden Ring
Ur normal
chuck sneed cope
Your mum's tits leak during the night
anyone got tips for Malenia's second phase as melee? I can get to it pretty routinely but I keep eating shit
use summons
>If you didn't beat Elden Ring with a pure melee build then _________________________
you might have accidentally had fun playing the game, contrary to the developer's intentions.
What does this imply? That she still feeds you with her milk because she’s still lactating?
The absolute fucking state of Elden Ring shizos
Use a ashes which is ranged.
"You likely used Magic."
then Ranni liked you
I honored my japanese brothers and anons by finishing the game with katanas only
you still beat the game unlike those who used the dodge button
>formless mother
>the void
>the sealed outer god
>both moon gods
>Miquella
>rot god
>Lord of Night
>Dragon god
Which one is more likely to be the focus of the DLC?
>hey tarnished you know that weird fuckin bloodborne squid face thing under castle stormveil? that's all thats left of godfrey dude
>oh but also his shiny golden ghost guards the erdtree
>oh but also he was never dead haha and he wants to kick your ass
?????????
You have a gigantic penis
If you summoned torrent even once, even for travelling, then you cheated your way through the game!
it's miquella
they couldnt have made it more obvious
he's the artorias of bloodbornering
her phase 2 caught me off guard, not gonna lie
How much END are your building on your characters?
Stamina kinda feels overtuned, I could probably just get away with the base 10 of my starting class.
100% Miquella.
He feels like an unfinished questline.
That or we are going back in time to see how the age of Order was formed.
lol!
Godfrey=/=Godwyn
Retard
15. Then get 5 from Soreseal. 20 is good enough for light armor. 25 if you want to wear mid armor.
I kept about 18+boosts from talismans. I like wearing whatever I find that isn't super heavy
That was his son Godwyn under the castle
Chadfrey only returned after the erdtree burned
I'm doing a second playthrough with dual katanas and it's so fucking fun. Yeah, some of the bosses are fucking cunt bag nigger fodder but ill get the hang of them real quick.
Vastly more fun that my first playthrough, 2 handed colossal weapon for the entire play through. Start to early endgame was fine but holy shit bros at fucking endgame the bosses simply got too fast for an UGS and i had to use my nigga mimicunny. but alas at least i beat the game.
But the question lies, why? Why was UGS shafted hard? I think what could be improved is not a damage buff but rather an faster swing speed so people don't have to over rely on jumping R2's
What do any fellow STR chads think of this? I don't think colossal weaponry is horrible like some other fags but its not in its best condition as it is right now.
You freaking out or something? I find her second phase easier, stay away from her rot flower move and just kill her.
you missed out on 80% of the game
UGS is the same from DeS. The issue is that all the bosses got buffed.
Why are STRannies crying because they aren’t the meta anymore? Is it because they could just face roll PVP and PVE in the other games and really thought that they were “good?”
how many fuckin Gods are there
i killed godrick
i killed godfrey
i killed godFROY
miquella seemed pretty fucking done
It means she has suppulent milklettes.
Poise was only good in DS1
They are all Gods...
>TRANNY TRANNY OUTTA FUCKING NO WHERE
This is your brain on DEX
It is going to be time travel fuckery.
>Gideon says we should kill him as soon as possible while he's sleeping
>his promise to Malenia
>knows about outer gods
>knows how to stop the influence of outer gods
>kept Mogh eternally seething
>Mogh's vision
How is he done?
gideons dialogue implies that he might still cause some fuckery
Why do you think Rykard wanted to start an "all you can eat buffet" user...
You will never be a (strong) woman