How are you enjoying Elden Ring so far?

How are you enjoying Elden Ring so far?

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That's a pretty thin dildo

how doesn't that just hurt?

It goes to the wrong hole, my friend.

>pic
we're hitting levels of mental illness that shouldn't even be possible

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>dildo

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Even for the asshole that's pretty thin I think

Just thinking about it makes my peepee hurts
We should kill anyone that does this

>open thread expecting more tranny derangement syndrome
>look at the top of the pic

It is a urethra dildo

>We should kill anyone that does this
there is 41% chance they will do it themselves after they transition

What am I even looking at here?

>he thinks thats a tranny image
internet is melting your brain user

jesus fuckign christ

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had to google that, looks pretty nasty and not enjoyable at all. One picture had blood coming out of the peehole

leave now and don't look back

Zoomers complain about something they don't even know what it is...

Do I want to know what sounding is?

>phone posting
>reddit account
>nigger that may or may not be wearing makeup

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Isn’t this a really good way of getting a urinary tract infection?

i got THICK cum, I need A THICK CUM HOLE

But why, unironically why

Does it 'gape' afterwards?

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it's when you shove a big tube in the sand when you're looking for clams

Someone should shoop a cap of the article into the eagle's eye reflection.

SOUND OFF

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Urethral insertion. It's pleasurable for some, painful for others.

I had a gf that was into sounding, never again.

feels good

you put a tuning fork in your urethra and ring out a note, hence "sounding"

AHHHHHHH

one time a pube got stuck in my urethra and even that was uncomfortable as fuck, something is wrong with you

This laughter is painful, fuck off.
I'm fucking crying rn

okay

I know what sounding is. Getting off to that shit requires the same level of mental illness that the people who consider getting their dicks chopped off are at

I GUARANTEE only faggots do this

Faggots are into the most perverted sick shit for some reason, they can't just be regular dudes who happen to like dudes

Probably, just as bad as people who need to wear adult diapers from shoving dildos up their butt

which is almost as much mental illness it takes to equate everything to trannies and letting them live rent free in your head

What's a sounding? And what is that thing?

That was the lie they sold to the normal people to make them think "they're just like us"

The mental gymnastics you make are astounding.

I'm reminded of TF2 fanfiction I've unwittingly read of Heavy putting a bullet in his cock.

Sounding is based.

im a normal dude i like jackin off my penis till i shoot white foam

you dip a rod into your pee hole.

Probably more effective than 90% of the Russian military right now

>for some reason
the reason is that a healthy male brain is attracted to females since you recognize you can reproduce with them, rendering yourself a genetic dead end is clearly a defect.

>yeah I know its not trannies but also its trannies

She wanted to sound you? That's assault.

>le rent free
if there’s a lump of shit on the kitchen floor i’m going to call it out, that’s not letting human shit live rent free in my head that’s calling out something blatantly abnormal.

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Demons to some, angels to others

>which is almost as much mental illness it takes to equate everything to trannies and letting them live rent free in your head
>The mental gymnastics you make are astounding.
>>yeah I know its not trannies but also its trannies

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She did sound me. She started off small but wanted to go bigger and bigger, that never happened luckily

>the reason is that a healthy male brain is attracted to 2D females
Fixed

God damn cenobytes.

I've sounded myself before
ask me anything

>tfw got sick and went to the hospital and a cute nurse had to give me a catheter and I came buckets and got embarrassed and started farting and she looked genuinely afraid and left and all the nurses after her were old hags

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I was looking for a gun in the pic for the longest time reality is even worse

when you call everything abnormal... that's a you problem

>brings up trannies for no reason
>has trannie images saved because he talks about them so much
TOP FUCKING KEK

don't respond to wojak posters ever