Mom says its my turn to play elden ring, get the fuck off

>mom says its my turn to play elden ring, get the fuck off

what do?

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Could you please just post something about video games, please?

This is 3 times better than your average Elden Ring thread

>now its my turn to fuck mom
le sigh

>gay porn
>better than elden ring
fuck off fag

Better than Elden Ring threads yes

Im so gay bros, stop tempting me with gay thoughts I don't wanna be a fag

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asian slim neet looking for delicious white man like OP's pic

That's close to my physique. Feels weird man.

> I am not done spamming cunny and anti-elden ring threads on Any Forums yet, so fuck off or I will kick you down the stairs. Your pretty muscles are not made for fighting.

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How do i male (male) find a cute blonde bf like that?

who the fuck are you, why the fuck are you in my house, I don't own elden ring, get out

Can I suck his cock while he plays?

When did Any Forums turn gay

Can I play with your nipples?

Play with his nipples instead

>turn
incels are gays in denial, there's a reason they hate women.

How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe

If i work on my abs and pecs I'll look like that

Jinx lol. Hivemind.

*monkey's paw finger curls*
Yes but he has a 2 inch dick

>frotting
>oral
>handy jays
????

>good taste hivemind
Nice

You could have just personally (you)d me user since you literally described how I found out I was gay

Uhh. Frotting, oral, thigh sex, foreplay, kissing, toys, Astral sex, butt to butt, etc.

If you fuck me and let me suck your dick you can have the console whenever you want

keep playing

;) call me. I need someone to cum in my mouth.

Gays, illuminate me: Is this a Top or Bottom body? I see some want him to suck cock and others to suck his cock.

You're supposed to lurk a few years before posting, newfag

>Astral sex, butt to butt
what

Beat the shit out of that little faggot