You are standing in a moonlit meadow. To the north is a witch's coven. To your side is a large boulder. What would you like to do?
You are standing in a moonlit meadow. To the north is a witch's coven. To your side is a large boulder...
Dylan Morales
Jose Taylor
kill jester
Aiden White
Just a moment. Psssht, gugugugugu, aaaaaah.
Chase Baker
Open sarcophagus.
Lucas Butler
She's shite m8, get er off.
Julian Watson
Go whence I came
Robert Martin
Smoke Frodo
Logan Gutierrez
This is literally the only funny skit in this entire sad shitshow.
Adrian Miller
....
There is no sarcophagus here
Dylan Phillips
That's right, a kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers
Daniel Carter
WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREET
Brody Cook
fuck boulder
Evan Kelly
The boulder, because a kilogram of boulder is heavier than a kilogram of witch.
Bentley Clark
get troll
Ian Gonzalez
what about the one with the black jogger?
Brody Powell
JUMP THE CHASM
Brandon Russell
Turn around.
Walk towards second oak tree on the right.
Reach inside hollow in tree, get key.
Turn around.
Inspect boulder.
Put key in keyhole.
Go underneath revealed trap door in boulder.
Find gold.
James Rogers
'Jog' my memory.
John Johnson
Laptop bit, Mr Mulaney, Jacqueline McCaffrey, DeeDee, you're shite mate
Jordan Thompson
Pure wah.
Brayden Wright
>Jacqueline McCaffrey
Ah, loves me some troon humor. Simple as.
Nathan Price
When's my son gettin' his money?