Friendly reminder

Imagine being so sensitive

lol
lmao even

You forgot these
>controller = cheating
>high refresh monitor = cheating
>ultra wide = cheating
>no stutter = cheating

> my only achievement in life is bideo games
lmao incel

Buying electricity instead of generating your own while playing = Cheating

Pussy list with too many arbitrary exceptions (muh +10 weapons? muh 5 flasks? get a fucking grip)

Real list:
Summons = cheating
Spirit ashes = cheating
Ashes of War = cheating
Incantations = cheating
Sorcery = cheating
Levelling up your character = cheating
Levelling up your weapons = cheating
Wearing armor = cheating
Using talismans = cheating
Healing in any way = cheating
Restoring FP in any way = cheating
Inflicting status effects = cheating
Horse combat = cheating
Playing at stable 60 FPS = cheating
Jump attacks = cheating
Picking up maps = cheating
Reading messages = cheating

OP, you forgot:
Any woman in my life = Cheating

Feinting attacks for 5 seconds = Cheating
Having infinite stamina and FP = Cheating
Reading inputs = Cheating
Using OP 1 hit kill moves = Cheating
Having a hitbox size of a truck = Cheating
Having dodge that allows you to traverse the whole arena = Cheating
Using grab attacks = Cheating
Having more than 1 HP bar = Cheating
Using attacks that track perfectly = Cheating
Having HP regen = Cheating
Having arena wide attacks = Cheating
If all bosses in this game are going to cheat so will I.

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Breathing is cheating, cease doing so immediately.

>Weapon Arts = Cheating
>Ashes of War = Cheating
lmao retard

SL1
No torrent
No consumables
Naked
Fists only

Attacking feels a bit like cheating desu sad they put it in to pander to the faggot casual scrubs

>using fists
You might as well use cheat engine you fucking scrublord

>Feinting
?

>dex build toxic darts/kukris/throwing knives spam not cheating
Phew. Guess I'm still hardcore.

he means bosses delaying some of their attacks randomly to fuck with your muscle memory

No the internet was a mistake

I summon for all the annoying bullshit bosses, like "Fight two of X" or "Fight this guy you've already beaten twice but reskinned". It's the best of both worlds, I've already legitimately beaten the boss once but also summoning is content, it's fun to do, and not using it is kind of a nerf to the Mind stat or FP in general, I don't see the harm in it as long as you're not summoning for someone important. I literally don't see why I should have to waste my time on a double crystalian fight for the third time.

No, the world was a mistake.

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Where is the Kamehame spell at?

>Summons = Cheating
yes
>Spirit Ashes = Cheating
yes
>Weapon Arts = Cheating
no
>Ashes of War = Cheating
yes
>Faith = Cheating
yes
>Sorcery = Cheating
yes
>Shields = Cheating
no
>Upgrading weapons beyond +10 = Cheating
upgrading weapons at all is cheating
>Using Bleeds = Cheating
no
>Being overleved = Cheating
leveling up at all is cheating
>More than +3 on your Flasks = Cheating
more than +0 flask is cheating
>More than 5 Flasks = Cheating
any upgrade to flasks is cheating
>Using remembrance weapons = Cheating
no

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Hermit Village in Mt. Gelmir: Acquired from Primeval Sorcerer Azur sitting near the cliffs in the northeast. [Map Link]

Don’t forget:
>using a pc or console = cheating
>blinking = cheating
>eating = cheating
>breathing = cheating
>existing = cheating
Return to the void.

This is a thread for non cheaters, ask elsewhere

Playing the game = Cheating

this is designated shitposting thread sir

please do the needful

Posting about Elden Ring = Cheating
Thinking about Elden Ring = Cheating

also I forgot
Using buffs of ANY KIND (physick buffs, weapon buffs, etc.) = cheating

Is using Penn Jillette for that shit still appropriate today? Once upon a time he was borderline an ancap so it kind of made sense but isn't he a borderline communist these days?