Choose one
Choose one
Jose Allen
Brody Evans
uoohh
Logan Bailey
Tie between Ruto and Saria. That being said, the exotic fish pussy would probably win out simply because it's degenerate.
Cooper Powell
Malon or Saria, anything else is shit taste.
Ian Rogers
Malon > Zelda > Ruto > Saria > POWER GAP > Nabooru
Nolan Morgan
the chad choice
Owen Murphy
Why are straight men incapable of talking about videogames without making EVERYTHING about women? Why are you so obsesed with fictional bleeding front holes?
Lucas Martinez
Fuck off, homo.
Julian Hughes
Why don't you take a break, stop masturbating to fictional women every single day and go outside to get a girlfriend? Why can't you worship women IRL instead of doing it in a blue board about games? What is wrong in your head incel?
Julian Bennett
Gotta go with the Gerudo.
Dominic Morris
milk...
Camden Hill
Why are you so angry?
Jose Rogers
Women are hot.
Simple as.
John Green
John Williams
Saria. Easiest decision ever.
Lucas Richardson
Saria, always Saria.
Lincoln Hall
I mean, I'd be angry too if I was literally a massive faggot.
Jaxson Clark
Then why don't you have sex with one instead of talking about them and worshiping them in a board about videogames? Also women are not hot, they are pretty gross, it shows how much anime and porn brainwashed you.
Andrew Peterson
just realized that "I" sounds like "Aye"
only took probably dozens of viewings of that image
Ryan Roberts
If you were gay you'd be happy, because for starters, unlike str8 men, gays don't shoot up schools, murder their wives, get cucked, get divorceraped, etc.
Luis Perry
>will I survive the mating?
>perhaps
Andrew Howard
Ruto (Adult)
Cameron Sanders
>Epona & JabuJabu
Kek. Also Link confirmed for worst fucking taste.
Joseph Cruz
The brown one! :3
Kevin Cooper
women have boobs and you can fuck them without getting poop on your dick
of course they're hot
Levi Hernandez
Back when i was a kid i kinda dug the idea of him getting with Malon but that was also because when i played i often goofed around in Lon Lon Ranch so i was pretty biased, WW has Tetra as the obvious choice, similarly ST and SS both clearly have the best chemistry with Zelda (for different reasons, and i think ST is the cuter one), in TP Midna basically mogs the competition.
I honestly don't like the idea of DESTINED REINCARNATION ROMANCE so i don't like the idea that Zelda and Link always end up together by default so im honestly sympathetic to Cia/Lana too, this is doubly so because of the whole "Multiple Zeldas for one Link" thing from 1 and AoL.
Eli Taylor
Patrician taste
Joshua Gray
don’t reply to the gay schizo
Gabriel Anderson
Bro you don't have sex please stop talking about fucking anyone and i know you str8 trash are obsessed with scat, hence why women in twitch fart on microphones, but don't project the fact that neither you nor women wash they butts on us.
Jose Stewart
he's entertaining, though
Dominic Smith
Saria, because she will never turn into an old hag like all the others.
Nicholas Nguyen
humoring schizos gets old fast
Jonathan Ward
Zelda(Forma Perfecta)
Anthony Watson
Zoras have a much longer lifespan than hylians.