Is shantae good for you?

Is shantae good for you?

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Playing too much Shantae video games? No.

Making passionate love every night with your wife Shantae after a lovely gym workout day? Yes.

Her games are bad, her ass is good.

SEX SEX SEX

I had a dream where Shantae raped me

shantae is good for baby resulting marital sex, unprotected nakadashi, and post coital cuddling + handholding

i like her games

You shouldn't.

No

Sir, this is an Elden Ring board.

sex

Does Shantae have a lamp?

shes 3

Out of 3

no

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WHY ARE ALL SHANTAE KK CARDS SHIT

why not?

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J E B E S
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16 is legal in most of America

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Take a moment to think
is this really the life you want? do you want to remain a pathetic kissless virgin jerking off to some shitty indie game while everyone else is out there meeting the love of their live and being happy?

i want to read posts about video games

no

16 year olds don't like me very much so I'll take drawings of them happily

>everyone else is out there meeting the love of their live and being happy

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>make Shantae a whale
>she can't belly dance anymore
what's the point?

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The time taken to refute your post is longer than the likely JBHL (janny banny half life) of this thread, and so the only appropriate effort refutation to your post is as follows;

lol ur fukin delusional, fuck off back underage, your fantasy of 'human interaction' doesn't happen in reality
normalcattle are all horrible and unbearable people to be around, and I wouldn't have hermitlife isolation any other way

They still don't delete the tweets
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You say that, but you'd love to be genuinely accepted by those normal fags.

Kinda? But it could be anyone's.

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Shantae's bf is white (me).

But you are black?

>even though you explicitly said one thing, you secretly mean the exact opposite
I would rather humanity be bathed in nuclear hellfire (me included, taking one for the team) than be 'accepted' by the herd. My default reaction to seeing a new person is genuine revulsion. And the fact you weigh your evidently worthless life's achievements compared to my measuredly satisfied life by lecturing others on how many kissu kissu's from vapid whores you've had is yet another piece of incremental proof supporting my worldview.

Again, just like fantasy doesn't equate to reality; reality is not the fantasy you make it out to be. The argument goes both ways.

>shantae doesn't have a lamp I can rub with my penis to conjure her naked
Shit game

>she can't belly dance anymore
On the contrary. If anything it simply means she has more belly to dance with.

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