I'm pregnant

>I'm pregnant
what do

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pennyroyal tea

I think I was the only one who wanted Vincent to stay with her and work things out

Is it my kid?

kick in the stomach

Who cares? Abandon the baby and her dumb protectionless ass and fuck someone else.

I guess if she wants to start a family with me I would have to get my shit together.
It would secretly make me happy. I could use a reason to get up in the morning

make another baby

*checks*
Ur not, I checked

Nice, I get to do it raw!

This

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get 9 months of raw barebacking in

I kinda wish I could have a kid but I feel like I'd never be able to raise him right and he'd probably be a retarded mess like me

FALCON PUNCH

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That's cool, but did you announce it to your boyfriend?

>beautiful and intelligent girlfriend is pregnant with your child and wants to get married

Oh no, what a horrible fate.

ask her why I'd care, it's not like I'm the father.

if I were the father I'd be pursuing rape charges because I have no recollection of ever having sex

Give birth. Are you fucking retarded?

fpbp, based and /threadpilled
Also based.

It wont be the last time