I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
You didn't beat the game
>hear about this cuhrayzee weapon
>find it myself
>it's a straight sword
Yawn
I don't care how much damage it does, this weapon class is lame as fuck
i beat the game with my +10 mimic
very easy game would not replay
have you try the special attack
lucky for you there are only like 4 straight swords in the entire game
Ahem.
Reminder that if you
>Summoned
>Used ashes
>Used magic
>Used any "broken" weapon
>Used a shield
>Used katanas
>Used bleed
>Put any points into VIT after 20
>Upgraded any weapon past +3
>Didn't do at least half of the optional bosses
>Used a wiki
>Upgraded Crimson Tears
>Turned off invasions
You didn't beat the game
Executioner's Greataxe + Rusty Anchor powerstance here.
I'm planning on upgrading to Nightrider Glaive and Gargoyle Halberd once I get access to the capital because dual halberd powerstance moveset is way cooler.
*rolls once*
wow nice telegraphed attack bitchboy
*unzips eclipse shotel*
>+15 faith scaled affinity broadsword
>50 fth
There you can beat the game
>If you played the game you didnt beat the game
GOLDEN LEGENDARY
Wait you leveled yourself? You didnt beat the game either, shitter
>Find this sword
>Looks cool
>Need 25 Int and 25 Faith
Fuck. I'm not Euphoric enough. Is there a way to re-spec or am I fucked?
>Is there a way to re-spec
Yes
Yes, after you beat moon mommy
Are flails the only new weapon type?
what is this mimic people talking about? 70h in and not encountered it yet
Heh, you didn't beat it nude/barefisted itemless 100% SL1 blind? It's like you didn't even play the game!
Where do I find that cool ass flat-top full helm I keep seeing people use?
>Is there a way to re-spec
beat the area boss in the academy and grab an item on a dead guy on chair sitting on the eastern cliffs behind the manor where you found the sword
WITHOUT SPOILING ANYTHING
Where should I go after beating Rennala? Continue north?
In Nokron, there is a boss that is a mimic that turn into you. It's a pretty fun fight. Later in the level, you get a spirit ash that makes a copy of you, like the boss. It uses your spells/weapons
The deus vult one?
It's from a merchant but I can't remember where exactly. Caelid I think.
Without spoiling anything:
Yes
I would add
>Used the horse in any battle
>Used fast travel
>Healed at any time
>Used any weapon other than bare fist
>Leveled any stat past 2
>Played on anything other than a dancepad
>Directly looked at the monitor/screen than through a series mirrors from the next room over
Sorry kiddies, you didn't actually beat the game
this one? it's the merchant by the map obelisk in south caelid
>use the tools given to you to fight bosses
>be bored because its easy
>pfft, you need to create artificial difficulty by limiting yourself exactly how i tell you to
>doesn't use most of the games features
>boring repetitive roll and buttpoke "true" gameplay
>it's boring because you haven't explored the vast awesome tools in your arsenal and are just doing it the same way over and over
is the cleanrot armor available anywhere as loot? or do I really have to farm the knights
Okay, I did that. What do I win?
where IS this guy?
Thank you, friends.
I did varre's quest and got an item to teleport there.
Straight swords are the Straight white Christian males of dark souls, privileged and boring.
When do you do the fighting festival?
Remember that Parthenon-looking building in Nokron? He's there. As for how to get there, well, you can either get a quick access via Varre's questline, or do it the long way, through the teleporter in the snow area. However, it's in the optional half of the snow area, which needs a side quest to be unlock in the first place.
>I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>gets hoarfrosted
Seeing everyone running around with this stick is cringe. Both versions of the WA have a 2.5 second delay that locks you in. Way more satisfying to crush noobs with this thing.