"not him but"

>go into thread
>find two anons arguing
>see one of their posts at first glance and reply to it out of context pretending to be the other
>leave thread

>write post
>close thread
>never return

He cute

>lose an argument
>a day later come up with the perfect counter argument

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But you can't soak up the juicy (You)s that way

>Post has a typo
>close Any Forums
>turn off pc
>cringe in bed for hours

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Based. I do the same on Any Forums when somebody says "post body".

>nuke thread watched immediately after

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kek now that's funny

>type watched instead of watcher
i am everyone in this thread

>write long semi thoughtful reply
>delete it and keep lurking instead

>see user get btfo
>pretend to be him
>win the argument

>as time goes on you do it more and more often

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>write thoughtful, intelligent reply
>delete it and post something completely retarded along with a picture of a frog

holy based

Source

You made me laugh like a special needs kid, fuck

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legends

>someone replies to my post
>someone else replies to that person's post with some retarded comment
>person who originally replied to me thinks I'm the retard that replied to him
Many such cases, literally just happened to me.

>wait until thread is at the bottom of the catalog
>reply to their comment with sage
>thread gets archived seconds later
>argument won

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>*lurks*

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i'm trans btw

me again, I'd just like to say that I'm gay and love long thick cocks.

The (you) user never got

>switch to google to find image to post in thread
>accidentally switch back to wrong tab and post in the completely wrong thread
>hit cancel while it's uploading but it does nothing
>stand up and start pacing around the room

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>Wait to see two anons deep into an argument
>Decide to act like one of them and concede saying the other one was right or make some impossibly stupid counter argument that can't be recovered from
gg ez

All me im the only poster in this thread

>start losing argument
>using mobile data, samefag with reaction pictures mocking my opponent

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>Write blog post
>Think nobody wants to read my blog post
>Close thread before I post it
>Go jerk off on /d/ instead

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>write post
>close thread
>never return that day
>few weeks pass
>remember that post you made
>look it up on the archives just from curiosity
>you were getting BTFO the whole time but now it's too late to defend youself

>post in thread
>have no interest in reading any of the other posts in an already long thread
>leave tab open just in case anyone replies to my post
>thread continues for another 7 hours and no one replies
>close tab once it's archived without reading any of the thread

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literally me

>type well written post
>hit post
>admire my post in that I reread it and imagine how big smart I sound
>expecting (You)s to pour in
pic related

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>intelligent

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>get into argument with an user
>dont have anything to reply against
>other anons start replying instead and they keep the argument and win