Who's your favorite spouse in Stardew Valley?

I can't decide who to marry. I like for romances in games to be relevant to the plot and make sense for the story. But SV barely has any story and all the characters feel like a bad side quest, they are so shallow and even those that get character development like Haley, Alex and Shane are pretty bad.

Abigail seems to be the wizard daughter so that gives her story points, but she's so unbearable and annoying and "haha so quirky gamer girl" and her feminist moment just ruins her

I guess Emily (Emmett with the gay male bachelorettes mod) because he's all about magic and knows of the junimos and his very first heart event says you two are destined to be together which i rather like, but the other heart events about the parrot and dancing and the clothes thing are SO FUCKING BORING and bad.

Who did you romance?

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holy sameface

They are hot tho.

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Jas!

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Why are all straight men pedophiles?

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these pics look like shit

> Man hating tranny hates men and is triggered by hot men

More news at 11. Seethe.

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I'd only ever go gay for Jasper.

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>you are a tranny for not liking my faggot looking shitty fanart!!!!
go kill yourself

Can anyone post the latest jas mod? I'm starting up a new playthrough and I'm thinking I'm ready for some kino.

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Here you go user, as well as the quick rundown on enabling lewd events.
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>>get the Generic Menu Config mod and simply enable the "debug" option in the mod's submenu, just keep in mind that the lewd scenes are mostly separated from the rest of the mod for now because they're a work in progress and as such they have no real triggers yet, causing them to activate automatically and out of order whenever you enter specific areas. The SFW part of the mod is completely functional otherwise.

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Why is my wife sandwiched between two baras?

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They're her bodyguards escorting her to her farmer husband.

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I'm desperately waiting for user to update this hottie.

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ohhhh give me a link to that mod!

What's there to update?

The shota sprites were almost as tall as his original sprites and it's not updated for 1.5.

fellas
anyway besides Jas i'd say hayley, i like turning the bitchy greedy city girl into the complete opposite, shes going in my harem.

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What weapon type do you guys prefer? And if it's Dagger, why.

there's weapon types?

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No reason to use anything but swords. I had to use a hammer once as an upgrade from my previous weapon and it's alt attack is fucking useless.

>all the anons on Any Forums now preface or append "aside from jas" when talking about the vanilla girls
lmao

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the last thread radicalized me, i've returned from the sunken ship with a vengeance and boner

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It's actually the best alt of the 3 types, the sword's is the worst. The block does fuck all damage, and has less knockback than the swing, and thats when it knocks an enemy away at all. The hammer's at least knocks enemies away really far