Why yes, I hate Elden Ring and I'm maidenless how could you tell?

>Why yes, I hate Elden Ring and I'm maidenless how could you tell?

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nintendo fans can never understand fromsoft games, there's simply not enough overbearing tutorials.

This is the Nintendo generation that the military feared it created.

The state of Any Forums right now reminds me of when Bloodborne released, except ER is selling something like 10-15x as well, so it's just a relatively small crop of non-idorts and toddlers crying about it.

Why are elden ring faggots so afraid of nintendo?

This fucker is so stupid that he doesn't know he can play Elden Ring and Breath of the Wild on the same system, for free.

No one is afraid of your children games, we're just embarrassed for you that you still play contrived garbage like Nintendo.

Because they're either disgruntled Twilight Princess fanboys mad about Skyward Sword or disgruntled mustard race faggots mad that Ultima Underworld got completely mogged by Doom and Myst.

I assume you're 18+. How can you still play kiddie shit like Nintendo? Do you watch Blues Clues? Watch Spongebob? Watch Cartoon Network or whatever the fuck is on these days?
>v-vidya i-is for k-kids anyway...
Not only is it incorrect but a terrible sweeping false generalization of what the industry is these days.

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Mate, you're videogame nerd. Stop acting like you're any more mature than anyone else is. In the grand scheme of things, people look down on tards like you and that tendie fanboy.

>Stop acting like you're any more mature
You're deflecting. Do you bark that nonsense back to your disappointed parents when they see you playing Nintendo shit on the family television? Cmon now, at some point you should've grown out of the infantile tastes you had since you were a kid.

>literally fucking worthless except for conflagration
firewood

>family television?
this is 2022 boomer. 4k tvs are like $100 and are in every room in the house.

Bought a Switch for my 7 year old sister.
She enjoys playing BOTW and the Mario 3D stuff.
Love making her cry in Mario Party on occasion as well.
That being said, I would never buy a Nintendo device for myself.
They just seem better suited for children.
No offense.

playing smash on acid with your closest bros is one of lifes greatest pleasures

Yeah I'm 33 now. Me nor my bros can find the time to all sit down together and do smash parties.
10 years ago I would have happily agreed with you though.
And I'm happy zoomers can somewhat keep this tradition alive as they grow up.

>consolewarring
I'm enjoying Elden Ring and I enjoy Nintendo's offerings. My Switch is getting much less usage due to emulation though

>33
>7 Year old sister
Genuinely curious, did one of your parents remarry to someone younger and she's a half-sister or did they really decide that 26 years after having a son that they should have another child?

He looks like he needs to touch grace

and? It is nice to get a kind of opposite review of others. I'm enjoying the game myself but I hate how everyone gets on the bandwagon and refuses to criticize anything.

why is he so fucking ugly

The former. lol
My old man is a dog.
Good dad, but a still a dog.

His mom clearly cheated on her husband if he's been shooting blanks for 20 years

Man, I'm 27. My parents are separated and I absolutely couldn't fathom one of the telling me that I was going to have a baby brother/sister.
Good to see you're looking out for her though.

what the fucks wrong with elden jank players? when was the lastime you demented hostile retards saw a smash thread, botw thread, horizon thread , ubisoft thread immeadiatly turn into a shit fling contest agains other anons and rival game makers? they talk about the god damn games.

5 posts in and its a nintendo hate thread, i understand it drives you seething incels into a frenzy when people tell you they dont like your game but, and i love telling you this, most people dont. this isnt minecraft or gta v its a indie game pretending to be aaa like no mans sky, and like no mans sky its sold pretty well. and look i understand theres not a lot to like about indie ring , but talk about things you do. lol and ddont just start hating everything and everyone.