Be me

>be me
>45 yo boomer
>trying to make some conversation with my 15 yo boy who I only see on the weekends
>see him playing some computer game on his xbox
>"is that the fortnight everyone is talking about?"
>"no"
>"what game is it?"
>...
>"is nintendo still around? all I did when I was your age was play that at my cousins"
>"nintendo shit is for losers"
>"yeah..."
>"maybe we could play something together once you are done with you game"
>...
>"or go to the movies if you want, batman looks cool"
>finally turns around to look at me
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>walk away from the room
>overhear him saying "dude its my fucking dad, I cant fucking stand him. I dont get why he cant get it through his head that no one here wants anything to do with him. The only one who likes him is my fucking whore sister."
>walk out of his room on the verge of tears

I thought I would post here because its where all the gamers boys congregate but Im more of a lit and diy guy. Any idea on how to connect with my gamer son?

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LMAO boomers BTFO. Get outta here grandpa.

>retarded frog poster.
>tldr bullshit story that never happened.

kill yourself asshole.

lame and pathetic larp

>be me
go back faggot

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My household was like the opposite lol.

learn how to play what he plays. dont impose your gay shit on him.

Fake story. No one this autistic would ever have sex, let alone have a kid.

You spoiled him, congrats. Children are like housecats in that if they feel bored with you, they'll go find a new home if they're able.
Now that he's bored with you, he has no reason to spend his time with you and resents your attempts to do so. You can only hope now that your spoiling will be undone by the harsh realities of life and some self reflection will be beaten into him by the modern world. You can do this by cutting him off of some things and trying to regain some modicum of respect he has for you and the things you provide him.

Also stop buying him video games, slap the shit out of him if he complains.

It's simple OP you just have to kill him
No seriously though sounds like you need to block all his web traffic and redirect everything to r9k until he appreciates life

I used to genuinely have friends who treated their parents this way. Rich kids, with rich parents. It's a side effect of spoiled rich kid syndrome in that they think their parents aren't worth shit because they have everything they want in life. I think every one of the useless shits became methheads.

really hope this is a larp holy shit I feel bad for laughing

>I thought I would post here because its where all the gamers boys congregate but Im more of a lit and diy guy. Any idea on how to connect with my gamer son?

Probably not gonna get anywhere with him for the next 10 or so years. Work on your own hobbies and perhaps he might take interest in it.

Alternatively, tell him you'll give him $500 (or $100, whatever) to invest in crypto for you, but ask him to prepare a report on 3 different projects asking:

> What is the project and the problem that they solve?
> Who are the CEO and advisors and their credentials?
> What have they accomplished so far and how long have they been in existence?
> What other companies in the space are they working with?

pic related may be a good start and golden standard for him to find breadcrumbs.

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Fake and gay.

>all these replies to obvious bait
holy epic winsauce, put me in the screencapperino!

It's more fun to reply to this shit than dorito pope elden ring threads faggot. Why don't you hop back over to reddit and fucking kill yourself

This post is even more autistic than the fucking OP's.

On the off chance this isnt bait, take a picture of the games he is playing over his shoulder next time he comes over, come back here and post them so we can tell you what he is playing and prove that you arent a larping faggot, and then once you know what kind of games he is actually into see if you can find one that appeals to you as well. Even if you cant into playing the vidya as a boomer, theres still lore to sift through for fantasy stuff like Dark Souls, guns and cars for racing and shooter games and other stuff like that thats adjacent to the games he plays but would be a line of conversation you could use to connect to him.

never happened
post this on reddit and enjoy your upvotes however

Disown that faggot child, or at the very least break all that little shits precious toys.

Fake story but your ex-wife has turned your son into a retard.

I'm sorry you have a poor relationship with your father but twisting your anger into strange stories to share with strangers isn't going to help anything.