Elden Shart

Who else playing grug mode? No vig, no dex, no armor.
I'm tired of getting one shot against this games awful boss design

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>im tired of getting 1 shot because I have 0 vigor

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maybe you should try getting some health and armor then bro

NOOOO ITS CALLED HECKING ROLEPLAYING I AM LE GRUG LE GRUG IS NAKED AND BONKS WITH BIG BONKERS HE DOESNT WEAR ARMOR BECAUSE HE ONLY BONK

Nobody is 0 hit running this game. Nobody.

>mfw spells in hybdrid builds do more damage than a full unga build

people said the same thing about DS2

This is different, DS2 didn't have cracked out Bloodborne reject bosses.

The boss design is my only complaint about the game, but yeah it's a big one.
Sekiro and Bloodborne proved you can make engaging bosses if you're not catering towards magic/dex/etc builds.
ER bosses feel mostly like DaS2's "slow lumbering sword man" or "20 enemies at once" playbook.
Radahn felt particularly lazy and janky, but having an unlimited supply of companions was cool at least.
>Patches returned to his world.

Someone will eventually and it's tragic

Full doubt. That will be a minimum $5k bounty.

>JumpR2 JumpR2 JumpR2 JumpR2 JumpR2 JumpR2
have you tried another attack, once?

that's why I have the funny juice tear that will let me tank at least one hit no matter what. I'm trying to get more defense oriented talismans too since clearly I don't need and help with damage

>GRUG JUMP SMASH ONLY
kek, gotta try this build later

Did they have an in-company competition on who can design the most annoying enemy?
I swear every game in the series had 1 or 2 asshole enemies that ruined my day just by seeing them, but this time I meet one in every area. Dogs, birds, those giant hand spiders, I am not having goddamn fun.

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I'm actually using L1 so I swing with both clubs by either way, why would I use something different
>Does more damage than a standing charged R2 (only when duel wielding)
>Does more posture damage than anything but a guard counter
>Has more range than any standing attack
>Can and will evade some attacks with low hitboxes
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Some gook already 0 hitted Malenia (just parry bro), the rest is easy as fuck

why would you not use the strongest attack you have? are you braindead?

Based.

I always do the big strong retard build in souls games.

>don't level vigor
>suck at dodging
>BAD GAME DESIGN

>Dogs, birds, those giant hand spiders
inconsequential, most annoying enemy award goes to those bug men with the glaives

based but jump attacks are truly fucking retarded

Yes, those as well, and the bleed imps, and I could probably name 3 more if I kept playing today and didn't take a break since my blood pressure was getting too high.

the imps aren't a big deal, I think even the skeletons are more annoying since you have to hang around and doubletap them

same
points only in str/end/vit
this is the price we paid for committing to dual hand unga bunga
worth it

I had their spine-throwing attack, maybe I'm a retard but I cant figure out how to avoid that on the horse

*hate

I can't even avoid it by hiding inside a shack, a couple always find their way in
There's a fucking bossfight with TWO of them, buffed stats and they basically instant kill me

The summon wolves were really helpful on that fight just for distracting the boys