STARDEW VALLEY THREAD

STARDEW VALLEY THREAD
>starting it off wholesome nothing explicit whatsoever
>just playing a really shitty george michael careless whisper midi as i embrace Jas
Just spending loads of time with Jas, letting her collect fucking thousands of gold in mushrooms for me, being a packmule in the caves before i bought the backpack expansion. Life is good.

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Jas!

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That house is pretty small, are are you supposed to live with Jas with barely any space?

>20th of spring
I just started man gimme a break, not my fault she keeps literally giving me the best and easiest items to win her over with all the time lol.
>gives me flowers
>instantly give them back to her
>win

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Thread kicking off based I see

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Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.

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Nice, thanks user.

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lol
yeah i figured since no one had started the new thread , i would try to start one, wholesomely, and try to keep it alive as long as possible. Sorta sharing regularly my game and whatever stuff i think is interesting enough to share.

Like.. this bizarre idle animation, what is she doing here?

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>Jas applying sunscreen
>tfw no art of the farmer applying it for her

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Seconding sunscreen

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There's like little to no art at all of Jas and the farmer together, I wish we had some drawfriends to help fix that problem I'm sick of seeing all the cropped Jas images since its always her with Shane or someone else that isn't the farmer.

Close proximity just makes it comfier. It's nice seeing her in the starter house. Feels right.

Problem with farmer art with stardew is everyone draws their OCs instead of the default recognizable one. We're in dire need of Jas art in general.

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Ridgeside rng is a blessing and a curse. Pika's has a chance to sell Lucky Lunch so if it's not there I have to restart. The problem is that I start the day by harvesting 784 starfruit. Three times I have done it now.

I'm just glad Shane exists because he's the one reason Jas has art tk begin with. Can't say he didn't grow on me, aside from those images where he's depicted as an ugly slob.

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Why is it that the OCs always end up being girls as well?

Because girls are mainly the ones who draw stardew art. It's why the r34 scene is dominated by the male bachelors.

We need to get rid of the image that Stardew Valley is like farmville so we can get more people enlightened about the word of Jas.

I am impressed and disgusted. Godspeed.

Min-max user never fails to surprise me. Good luck you insane bastard.

Could someone get away with uploading a loli NPC mod onto Nexus if they lied and said the girl was a midget?

Artists and richfags who commission would be great, but above all I'm glad she's been inspiring modders.

No way to tell until you actually try it I guess. The Oppai Valley mod is still "under moderation review" simply because it included Jas and Vincent, even if with huge bazongas.

Maybe. You have those UAB style portraits and the oppai loli mod was up on nexus for years.

>Can use trees for fruit and a steady supply of fertilizer.
>Add passive fish farming to enhance the fertilizer
>Small plots of relatively high-quality plants, and then Iridium foraged plants for export
>Low labor
>Immense aesthetic value
I'm gonna do it

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>UAB style portraits
Link?

Thread died before anyone could answer, is there a list of the events in the jas mod? I'm having trouble triggering them, no matter how many times I check the library I've only got the first event helping her with schoolwork