If you used any of these you didn't beat the game
>moonveil
>Sword of night and flame
>Blood anything
>Frost anything
>Comet azure
>Any summon especially Mimic tear
>Nightrider flail
>ANY claws
>ANY halberds
>Bows
>Ballistas
>Power stancing
B-but
Shut up. Start over and try again.
If you used any of these you didn't beat the game
Parker Ramirez
Asher Thompson
Why do STRtards always omit
>greatshields
>jumping R2 attacks
>more than 40VIG or 25END
When you enter a boss fight and your blocks actually work or you can receive more than 2 hits before dying, you didn't actually beat the game. It's that simple.
Jose Butler
I'll concede in that str chads who used pic related didn't beat the game either
Gabriel Carter
I use all of them and I beat the game
Cope
Jaxson Mitchell
>muh gamer cred
Nathan Green
Can I just use the term" I bitched the game"?
Kevin Ross
Shut up faggot.
Landon Hernandez
I cheesed any boss that looked scary with poison, bleed and summons and feel good about it. What are you gonna do about it user?
Cooper Foster
lol I love how it even posts the stupid frog in knight armor to help him look tough.
Gavin Price
I got all achievements powerstancing sword of night and flame and blood katana + mimic
Seems to me like i beat the game :)
Adrian Campbell
tldr
don't care
you are a faggot lmao
Daniel Ortiz
>STR fag thinking they played the game on hardmode
You didn't. You just suck.
Sebastian Parker
Forgot scarlet rot
Colton Davis
>DUDE JUST INVALIDATE EVERY BOSS LMAO
Your "victories" were shallow
You didn't learn the game
You just took a shortcut
But there are no shortcuts to true greatness
Alexander Morris
If you used any of these you didn't beat the player
>magnetic tracking
>variable attack delay
>combos
>delayed multihit spell okizeme
>fought with adds or a second boss
>used a second phase
>one shot attacks
>non punishable patterns
B-but
Shut up. Get cheesed and try again.
Jeremiah Nelson
if you pressed R1 you didn't beat the game, simple as.
Brody Hernandez
Kevin Barnes
not gonna lie, I got Oleg spirit summon at +2 and consumed a great rune and I'm just steam rolling the weeping peninsula
I know it's an early game area are but fuck dude, after this I might just never use that summon ever again and reserve it for a safety net because jesus this shit is way too easy now
Chase Collins
I won, nigger. Guts uses everything in existence to kill what's in front of him, I'm not going to sandbag so user can think I'm a cool guy.
Brandon Rivera
Nope, I still won.
Cope and seethe
Josiah James
There's a reason you're a virgin
Xavier Rivera
I'll do Malenia 'properly' this playthrough since now she's not actively stopping me from enjoying the game by being the absolute worst boss ever designed. Also I'll forever summon Mimic Tear for the aids that's the Dragonfucker Duo because unlike Oreos and Smores, they'll never be fun to solo. Throw bullshit at me and I'll throw it back. Never summoned or cheesed any fight in Souls or Bloodborne before, but these two take the cake for being just straight up awful unfun shit.
Ethan Ward
As they say in the biz "We take those"
Gabriel Gonzalez
>muh claws
Shortest reach in the game. It's the way dodgechads play the game.