Elden shit

Why do they all talk in such a cringy tryhard Shakespearean way?
>enemy felled
lol!

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why dont you kill yourself favelanigger

What you'd rather it's all nuspeak?
>nigga blapped
>Cracka blasted
>Tranny whammy
>Tranny dilated
>Womyn beaten
>Y'all won
>Patriarchy established
>Feminism established
>Kyiv ghosted
>Ez gg
>Yo momma whacked
>Faggot ded
>Enemy cringed

>GREAT ENEMY FELLED

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Thou got filtereth.

>Souls Andreas
Kino would never be the same

god i wish this was real. i'd buy a dlc for 10$ if this was in it.

No wat that shit is safe

>Souls andreas

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only a third world nation would allow such a contraption and I wouldn't trust a third world nation's construction standards to actually hop on that shit

her face is not attractive but her behaviour is kinda cute

i kinda would, yeah

nobody cares what you think you dumb fuck

bump

Read a book, spastic.

The sign of someone with no class. Stop being poor and get an education.

>cringy tryhard shakespearean
Read some books too. Retard.

It's weird that for a game filled with violence there's like no swear words at all. Fuck and cunt were pretty widely used in Game of Thrones right?

No need, the player does all the swearing.

Zoomers like you will do nothing but wagecuck for minimum wage and no amount of shitcoins scams are going to save you, kys.

>ENEMY OWNED POGCHAMP

they arent which is why you cant really find them anymore

What book? The King James Bible? Nobody talks like that.

Swearing takes away the impact of proper dialogue. Even in real life, someone who swears all the time is hard to take seriously.

Fits the tone perfectly, the game is meant to be gothic and esoteric. Just look at e.g. the harpy design. It's creature obscura.

Would that improve the game somehow? Their colloquial usage is entirely modern too.