Thoughts?

Please stop

looks trans

They don't call it bumping uglies for nothing

TOILET PAPER

you shouldnt anyway theres a high risk of fev

Too wrinkly.

gross

fuck man that’s hot assholes are hot maybe im just a dirty dog but that sounds even better

I'm thinking arby's

it is
enjoy your herpes nigga

but it looks like a vagina and not a gaping wound thats leaking puss

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>cunnilingus is unmanly
I don't do it because it's feels weird and gross. I don't know why, it just feels wrong.

I'm thinking Arby's

They make me cum too quick desu. I can get my dick deepthroated, grinded on jerked off etc but once it goes in the warm hole I cum in 30 seconds

Don't let Any Forums stop you, go be a beta fag with mouth cancer if that is your fantasy.

Bros, I'm in a bit of a quandary. If I'm having sex with a woman in missionary, then my balls will be slapping against her butt hole! And if I'm having sex with with her in the doggy position, then my navel will be touching her butt hole! WTF! I don't want my balls or my navel to smell like shit because of her butt hole! What do I do?!

>fev
who?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and a medium fries and sodie pop please

thoughts?

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Vaginas are so fucking gross. Glad to be a faggot.

I've slept with 5 women and traded nudes with 3 more than that and have never encountered this roast beef shit, how common is it?

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>Thoughts?
Looks disgusting, probably because i'm not horny, but not sure.

only do it with a woman you are in a monogamous relationship with, and preferably only after (or while) she has sucked your penis

Bit of sunday roast, bit overdone for me but you can't please em all

You do not have the heart of the cards.

Less thoughts and more action.

>if I'm having sex with with her in the doggy position, then my navel will be touching her butt hole
how big is her ass or how small is your deformed torso for this to happen

It's great and you really shouldn't take advice from faggots on Any Forums about what's manly.

Eating pussy is fun, just make sure you fuck afterwards

>high risk of fev

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Overrated.
Disgusting.

This

If you got it you wouldn't have to post about it.

god that looks fucking disgusting

Not puffy and hairy enough

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It's not just Any Forums retard, this was the case with all men.

You'll turn into a super mutant.

SEX

How common even is this?

Needs to shave. Actually how do people put a razor near their crotch without wincing?

I prefer femboys who wear skirts and have big pee pees.

>picture of a vagina
>posts immediately descend into revulsion and mockery
Any Forums truly is the gayest board

very common

Safety razor and knowing how to use one

I love women

dis nigga got a forest

Vaginas are objectively unpleasant to look at. Meanwhile the penis is pure aethetics. That's why so many famous statues come with dicks.

genitals are just disgusting
why do you think it's called bumping uglies?

Hairless = gross

>mom told me I'll get throat cancer if I eat pussy
I'd honestly rather she just told me it was unmanly.

That being said it's really fun to just set a girl in your lap and finger her while watching tv or whatever.

2D is better

I was with one that was a complete innie, she didn't have any lips at all. She was like a barbie doll.

deja vu
i have been in dis thread before
last night on da beat
and i know i'll see it tomorrow

disgusting

cocks are so much more arousing
it's really infuriating they're attached to disgusting men

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lmfao this dude likes looking at dicks

I wanna be made a total 24/7 pussy slave, in fact I'm so horny right now, I'll look for cunnilingus/facesitting JAV all sunday morning thanks to this thread and post

Is this the cover art for the last of us part 3?

They fought wars for this

Sex is gross, nasty and disgusting when you're not horny.

Eh

lol

Anyone who has seen a vagina irl from a woman in heat thinks otherwise
lol virgin

So do you subconciously

explain this then

I don't get it ?

Gays are more argumentative than women.

I don't know if there's something weird with me but I can literally just run a disposable razor over my crotch and balls completely dry and be okay

>That being said it's really fun to just set a girl in your lap and finger her while watching tv or whatever
It really is.

speak for yourself fag.

vaginas look amazing, esp roastbeef

that's a weird looking fem penis.

Not if it's with someone you care deeply for (as all sex should be)

>from a woman in heat
lol virgin

user, sorry to tell you this but that was a tranny.

look ma I posted bait again

much better

>y-you're gay too
Lol

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ahhh type B is t he best

Doing what you want IS manly silly frogposter. Personally, I just think its gross

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I'm 31 and have never had sex.

It's scientifically proven

based

ALSO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Technically she was right, performing cunnilingus has a high chance of contracting HPV which can lead to such things as throat cancer.

silly user :)

many such cases

Fucking disgusting. Would rather suck a dick. Women should have dicks.

>tranny flag thread gets instanuked
>beef curtain snatch thread still going strong.
It's funny, but why?

Why don't you get a prostitute?

we're all virgins here

>WE HAVE THE MEATS

>traded nudes

congratulations, you have virtualized your libido and you're a filthy zoomer

mods arent being fags for once?

you're missing out

how do I stop being a handholdless 25 year old virgin Any Forums
why can't I just do nothing and get romantic attention like women can
I'm not assertive and I'm terrified of people and social interaction so I'm a complete shut in and the few times I'm not I don't dare to talk to women because it's too scary
I can't take it anymore I'm on the verge of either raping someone or becoming a tranny
I can't live like this anymore

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I hate women.

Despite the memes, our mods are straight white dudes. If they were trannies they'd 41% themselves over the pressure

Probably to ban everyone commenting once it hits 200 replies (or bump limit if jannies are frisky)

Just pay for it so you can put that behind you.

Any Forums is the gayest board

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Just become gay.

Wtf looks exactly like my girlfriend's

If talking about good puss gets me banned so be it.

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It's not worth the hassle, stay pure.

Why don't you have sex with a man?

Why don't they just turn Any Forums into a red board?

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