It feels like i'm the only one who noticed it's just a tablet with blutooth controllers...

it feels like i'm the only one who noticed it's just a tablet with blutooth controllers, and it doesn't even have a webbrowser

it's the worst console of all time, so why does everyone buy it? the ds, 3ds, and wii u all made sense, those were great consoles, but this? it has no practicality at all, it's a "give all your money to Nintendo" scheme.

it's not portable enough to go in your pocket, so you need a bag to carry it, and at that rate you might as well go for a gaming laptop or something packing horsepower.

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Why would you browse from a console?

it's a tablet and it connects to the internet like a tablet, but it lacks a web browser wtf were they thinking

Did you post this drivel just so someone replies with Bingtendo Switch has games image and repost on r/Any Forums for le epic upboats? Wowzers, well memed my friend :O

They were thinking "every previous console had exploits originating from the browser, lets stop including one"

>Why would you browse from a console?
Why wouldn't I? Been doing that since the Dreamcast. DS, PSP, PS3, 3DS, Wii U, PS4. And yet all of a sudden its good that the Switch doesn't have a browser, somehow.

the only problem with the switch is that it lacks soul, no music in any of the apps and just some generic Android 4.0 theme
the hardware choices are actually the least retarded nintendo has ever made for a console, so Ill take what I can get

It's everything the in the steam deck, but it plays all games that aren't dependent on high res textures. It's convenient and portable and has superb support. Tablet games don't come in a form of "no ads, no purchases"

>the only problem......is that it lacks soul
wow, so descriptive
it has several problems starting with the fact it's marketed as a portable with home console games, but it's clunky and unportable plus it's limited in oomph, so you might as well be packing something slightly bigger with more horsepower

it just falls apart under scrutiny and recedes from its intended purpose the further you examine it

what

I don't think it's good or bad, just pointless.

it has a big screen, it connects to a TV, why not you faggot

its relatively portable compared to other consoles and powerful enough for 2016 tech. if you want ultraportable just play an emulator on your phone

>it feels like i'm the only one who noticed it's just a tablet with blutooth controllers, and it doesn't even have a webbrowser
i think you're retarded if you really think that

it's not portable, you cannot put it in your pocket, you need a carrying bag, and at that rate you might as well opt for a larger device with superior hardware

But why? It's one of the least convenient ways to use the internet, it wouldn't be a net negative to have a browser but I can't imagine any situation where I'd use that instead of my PC if I'm at home or my phone if I'm outside.

It isn't pointless when I'm lounging in bed playing some vidya and don't wanna get my lazy ass up and over to my PC in order to look something up, browse Any Forums, etc. Hell, with the PS3 and Wii U you could take screenshots and save images and post them on Any Forums and whatnot.

ever use a Wii U to browser the internet? it's fucking amazing.

the switch doesn't even have a browser.

GUYS I JUST NOTICED IT'S A TABLET WITH A BLUETOOTH CONTROLLER EXCEPT IT DOESN'T RUN ANDROID AND IT CAN'T BROWSE THE INTERNET AND IT CAN'T BE USED FOR MEDIA CONSUMPTION AND IT LITERALLY CAN DO NOTHING A TABLET IS INTENDED FOR

IT ONLY PLAYS VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!

NOT ONLY IS IT A TABLET IT'S THE WORST TABLET EVER!!!!!!!

MY BRAIN IS SO FUCKING BIG AND MY COCK IS EVEN BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All nintendo consoles ever released sucked ass. The only thing keeping them alive is their anti-consumerism scheme of making the most exclusive game ever. Don't buy their shit for a few years. And they will be forced to port over

it's a dysfunctional tablet with controllers that break down abnormally fast from standard use locked into an marketplace ecosystem where prices stay maxed out and never decrease

and yes, i do have an abnormally large phallus in my pantaloons

>it's a tablet
It's not actually. You're kinda retarded

Console warring on a saturday night when you should be out having sex is not a good look for you

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go read the definition, i will wait

i jerked off all day, i'm good
i appreciate the fact you have to talk about anything other than the topic at hand, which means i won a long time back

>DEBATE MEEEEEE
Perhaps r/gaming is more your speed

I only ever used the Wii U browser once to test the screenshot posting o Any Forums, which was neat but not particularly useful for anything. I've owned multiple console with browsers and that's pretty much how I feel about all of them, it's feature that was there mainly because of why not than any practical purpose. The most use I got out of it were the 3DS Arkanoid easter egg and 3D porn qr code threads but one of these wouldn't be possible on Switch.

I'm so sorry for you user

I can put it in my pocket, have you tried not wearing women's jeans

I have a Switch Lite and no, that thing is not portable and I can't imagine how much worse the other Switch models are.

>no clamshell
>can't easily shove into pocket
If I can't take the damn thing into the toilet, it ain't portable.