Why are elves such a loser race? I can't remember that last time when they weren't curstomped by orcs or humans.
Why are elves such a loser race? I can't remember that last time when they weren't curstomped by orcs or humans
Hudson Perry
Alexander Martin
An Elden Ring thread died for this.
Brody Cruz
In Warhammer they're rarely curbstomped, except for that one war with the dwarfs, fuckin wild.
Dominic White
>can't go extinct because everybody wants to breed them
Elves can't lose.
James Morris
Can confirm. I want to breed them.
Brayden Taylor
and that's a good thing
Carson Wright
>I can't remember that last time when they weren't curstomped by orcs or humans.
uh, lord of the rings?
Brayden Allen
I suppose having a bunch of attractive stuck-up elitists effortlessly win a conflict isn't too interesting
Christian Bennett
>He hasn't played the Anbennar mod
Elven supremacy is assured.
Easton Adams
ZERO ass.
Ryder Barnes
oh no
anyway
Alexander Ross
good
Jordan Ward
>general /tg/ shitpost question not related to a single video game
>not even related to a particular setting or franchise
>porn image
Why again aren't elf threads autosaging by default?
Zachary Parker
I actually wonder if their is a inverse of this trope like humans that don’t want to breed with elves but elves want to breed humans.
Human’s hate each other so let us suffer.
Evan Cox
Elves are hot.
Mason Ross
Remind me again, what are the cons to being an elf? Aren't you just human, except you live way longer?
Juan Russell
>pelvic curtain
these tags are getting more and more esoteric
Parker Ross
GAWED WILL WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN OF YOU FUCKING KNIFE EARS!!!
Jayden Cruz
They're weak physically and so feminine that even female elves have bigger cocks than their male counterparts.
Aaron Sanders
It's more like Human is more of a middle ground race between fragile but powerful magic casting Elves and Brutish strength Orcs
Justin Adams
Nips will never understand that big boobs are worth nothing if there isn't at least some ass.
Noah Gonzalez
>elves live deep in fuckoff forest, nowhere
>left-over orcs perpetually control a third of the landmass even with sauron sleeping
>humans have most of the rest
>actual events of LoTR occur
>Human armies, aided by a handful of dwarves and that one elf who learned human styles of combat, push back the orcs and their master
>elves sit in their homes for the duration of the war because they are afraid of orcs, and then fuck off entirely when they realize the humans are coming for them next
Evan Johnson
Because elves are based of Germanics and northern barbarians. Nords tend to larp as pagans and tree hugging hippies etc. Literal slave race meant for breeding and domestication. This has been known for the last 3000 years by all civilized people. Hence the value on northern women was so high except China where they just killed them all or were already mixed with the upper classes. Elves can be summarized as Blonde Hippies from the Vietnam era who did nothing but smoke and go to orgy parties.
Joseph Watson
>put pointy ears on a human
>suddenly it's a different species
At least TES makes them look more alien.
Zelda just calls their pointy-eared Hylians "human".
Luis Lee
And? That doesn't stop the threads to be just off-topic shitposting and porn?
Christopher Turner
orcs are elves
Austin Morales
Because this is Any Forums - Coomerville and flavor of the month town
Evan Ortiz
Also, you have better perception, are inherently more magical, somehow connected to nature, naturally more skilled and have a sharper mind.
Justin Howard
Okay, but what's the point of physical strength when you have "powerful" magic?
Connor Fisher
Most settings cant write them well but their major downside is supposed to be apathy at a genetic level. Like, you're a human in a story about packs of dogs fighting packs of wolves. Realistically this entire war happens without you even processing the depth of why, let alone caring enough to pick a side and get involved.
Juan Cooper
And most of the time, elves are not lacking in strength. They often lack some toughness in games, but dexterity/agility is also a physical attribute, so the point is useless.
Lincoln Lewis
orcs are tortured elves
Robert Brown
>off-topic shitposting and porn
The best threads.
Jayden Young
This.
Juan Perez
Blonde elves are Scandis but Dark Elves are Southern Euros.
Austin Flores
Except that kills them.
Josiah Miller
What's the point of powerful magic when you're being beaten to death before you can cast it?
Nathan Diaz
There are a million solutions to that problem, so that argument becomes useless.
Easton Butler
Aren't they more like races, like dog breeds? In LOTR for example I think all of them, including orcs and elves, are human, with regular humans just being called "men"
Brody Rodriguez
The cons is that they are destined to always get raped by a pack of orcs eventually, it's just a historical fact all elves have to accept eventually.
Camden Adams
Elves do not have sex in the vast majority of fantasy settings.
Ayden Price
>Switzerland tier neutrality to any global conflict that doesn’t involve nature
>Pathetically bad dealing with any technology to the point it disrupts magic
>Dislike of dwarves lead to centuries long grudges
>Melanin relatives want to skin you alive and sacrifice you to Spider god
Justin Adams
>*with orcs
Damn