user, I am thrilled you're up. I'm just a little tired, but don't you worry user...

> user, I am thrilled you're up. I'm just a little tired, but don't you worry user. You can caress my buttocks all you want in the morning!

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>Shapeshifting cultist mommy who is literally smarter, hotter, smarter, deadlier, and more loyal than Mia
>Ethan STILL chooses Mia
ngmi

Sorry, already had plans with Donna. Taking Angie to her little league game.

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What's with the resurgence of RE8 threads? Have they announced any DLC?

Nothing

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This still confuses me.

She broke his baby apart like a kit kat bar.

>entire game happens because shes angry about her daughter dying
>literally just wants another baby girl
>You could have just mating pressed her and given her a child that she so badly wants and saved the world in the process

why didnt you just get her pregnant user?

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yall mfs seriously need some tangible breathing bitches and stop making up fantasies about cartoon characters
the rate you have these threads long after everybody has forgotten about the game is concerning af.

fucking schizo ass mfs like you are the ones who end up killing people, or themselves in front of a camera.

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This is genuinely the most pathetic thread I've read and it leaves me a little sad inside.

srs mommy

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>tfw mother miranda looks like my actual mom so can't get into her

Shapeshift into Alcina and then I will do whatever you want me to do, Miranda.

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I bet she loves anal

>more loyal than Mia
Stop with this bullshit...Mia literally fucked Ethan corpse because she loved hin that much...She is a lot of things but unloyal is not one of then.
Meanwhile Miranda would have killed the lords and everyone else loyal to her if Eva actually comes back.

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pics or its not true

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MMMMHHHMMM HOMO SEETHE

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>I'm a serious gamer and I prefer SERIOUS GAMEPLAY threads!
>

FR FR n o C A P

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itt: mommy issues

I hate real women because they lie, steal, and cheat on

>And just watch you bleed out!

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>yall mfs seriously need some tangible breathing bitches and stop making up fantasies about cartoon characters
I literally have a gf that I'd leave for a fly sister in a heartbeat.
>the rate you have these threads long after everybody has forgotten about the game is concerning af.

>NO YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT GAMES THAT CAME OUT THIS WEEK!!
>THE CATALOG IS MERELY 90% EDEN RING THREADS AND NOT 100%! THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Enjoy your (You) friend, you need it more than I do.

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