I play kindred top, fuck you

i play kindred top, fuck you

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Can't even imagine how awful someone's life must be to be playing League of Legends in 2022

you mean top in the bedroom right

I love retards like you who take meme shit into my top lane. Them malphite/yorick come out and you are less than dead weight to the team

OK
I will continue picking Sion into ranged tops and I hope you come to understand why you're having suicidal thoughts

Ranged top laners are troll as fuck unless it's urgot or teemo. You just get shit on by any melee with a dorans shield

try me, bitches

>last 2 seasons everyone ignored kindred marks
>managed to get 10+ marks every game
>record 32 marks
>now everyone gangs up and camps my marks
its not fair hmofa bros..

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Marks are such a shit design that prevents anywhere in plat+ from playing kindred

I wish my kindred could play top with me

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>vayne
>lucian
>quinn
>troll pick toplane
hello silver surfer analyst

Quinn is garbage tier outside of low elo stomping, what are you smoking

Try picking that shit in solo queue and seeing how quickly they lock in malphite/sion/sett/renekton

Don't care League of Legends is gay

For me, it's Taric Jungle

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false

anyone playing that furbait is a bottom, no matter what lane you play it in.

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As someone who was addicted to it severely but quit October of last year finally I can tell you that many people use it as a "Evil you know" type of deal, its much easier to just queue up for another LoL game than do something new when you have so many LoL games under your belt, you know the controls and you know every characters abilities and most strategies in game even if you aren't mechanically amazing at pulling them off or mentally in the game enough to keep track of everything you know you should.

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>t. silver surfer analyst

They're literally addicted.
We like to shit on EA and Activision for their gamgling/spending algorithms, but riot was the pioneer. Your winrate and matchmaking quality are actively affected by hidden factors to encourage you to play more. Those include but are not limited to skin purchases, your report history, your chat, your stats in other modes. Hell, your winrate is literally tuned to condition you into the "JUST ONE MORE" mindset.
>maybe next game I'll win
>maybe next game is good
>maybe next game is the winstreak
>maybe next game is fun
>just
>one
>more
>game

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I went back after finally having a year and a half off. I went off and got perma'd just so I'd have an excuse to get out of this shit.
Its literally as you described.