ITT: Historical figures that you wish had video games but can't because they're too taboo and forbidden
>Tiberius >Great Roman emperor that was also an excellent military leader >...Was also having sex with infants >"Tiberius trained infants he called his “little fish” to swim between his thighs when he took a bath and nibble on his genitalia. He would also take newborn babies from their volunteering mothers and hold them to his genitals, hoping they would respond to him as if to their mother’s breast".
Fun fact. Ubisoft decided to cancel a Tiberius video game because of this fact too.
A Jesus Christ game would be pretty cool. We'll never ever ever EVER get a Muhammed video game of any kind.
Carter Brooks
It's messed up because Tiberius was great for Rome, he left the Roman Empire as prosperous and stable when he died, yet he was a massive and haunting pedophile.
Camden Hernandez
IT'S AWWWRIGHT
Nicholas Long
Hadrian
Fuck, i want an Hadrian videogame. SO MUCH
Mason Murphy
To Tiberius' credit, he fucking comitted. Dude was in it to win it, really went the distance.
Blake Walker
Bar kokhba revolt would be very fun. But oy vey can't depict that unless it's revisionism.
For all their flaws, Romans are still less degenerate than modern humans.
Lucas Reed
>killed kikes >had a loverboy >instituted polytheism as the rightful religion >made a statue of JVPTER and himself HOLY BASED.
Gavin Martin
As wrong as it is, pedophilia and hebephilia weren't that uncommon in Roman days. It makes more sense when you consider the average roman didn't live that long past his 20s
I don't get their obsession with femboys, though. Even Marcus Aurelius had to tell himself not to touch the bussy
That'd be kino actually, especially if they portrayed him faithfully. Seeing conservacucks seething at brown Jesus without being able to resort to their >muh historical precision meme would be amusing.
Gavin Kelly
>DMC4 fag making up bullshit to support pedos why am I not surprised
