*lays egg in front of you*

*lays egg in front of you*
What now Big Boy???

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MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

I steal the egg and throw it at a somalian

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Chickens are so based

What are some games with living dolls?

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little big planet

I consume the egg contents

:/

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we should only eat red meat and fish

Those numbers aren't enough, we need to kill more

and people still don't believe that we are living in hell

Domesticated violence D:

They are killed in less than 5 seconds

NOT THE HECKIN CHICKENERINOOOOOOS

I'm more amazed by how the chicken understands that the egg is supposed to go *under* the chicken, and then *reprimands* the chicken.

Chickens are smart, holy fuck.

that's sad, i own about a dozens of these fuckers and i couldn't hurt them for the life of me, have been raising them since they were little chicks, once they are old i'll just sell them to somebody so i don't have to put them out of their misery, thankfully they live for about 10-15 years if properly taken care of, wich isn't hard at all

No you're just dumb, dumber than a fucking chicken.

Eat the eggs.

Jesus Christ i hate this fucking place

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Seeing birds move made me realize how slow my reactions are

Chibi Robo

Chad chicken

>kills millions

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Go vegetarian

To feed trillions

Do you think chickens lay on top of their eggs by complete chance? They just happen to shit them all over the place so they always end up on top of one or something? Dumb nigger.

Don't care. Meat tasty

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