You're Turning Humans Into Glue

You're Turning Humans Into Glue

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What was your favorite look?

For me it's either the Panama one or Hawaiian shirt, but I wish he had a shaved face & hair with the hawaiian shirt.

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>I had a hole in my 2nd favorite drinking arm

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I remember when drinking 2 steel reserves 411 8.1% wykat would have me throwing up

Did Max Payne 3 have a single memorable level? It was a fun game but I don't know if I particularly loved any level in it. The prison was kind of cool but mostly as a setpiece.

You're turning a franchise into shit.

>i’m gonna shit on the roof, that’s what my fuffing problem is

something with the aiming on the pc port feels really wrong, the sensitivity is all fucked up
i don't think it's hidden mouse acceleration

I remember moments more than levels really. Jumping over the car in the office building, diving toward the boat with a desert eagle. It turns it up to 11 at the right times.

and the soccer stadium

>Did Max Payne 3 have a single memorable level?
It was full of memorable levels
Police Station with the BOPE entering using smoke and clear as you aim for the laser sights
The Airport scene
The Favela scene where poorfags and BOPE are fighting each others
The Panama mission
The Club
The Flashback in New York
The only piece of garbage mission is the Stadium because of the retarded sniper sections and barely using the fantastic enviroment destruction tech

6 and 9
6 is a truly washed up man with a light coming from within
9 is a man who has compressed his broken remants into diamond, so that that tiny light can be a laser-beam
all please the eye, but those please the heart

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How do horses make glue?

Airport, HEALTH Tears, kino

they work long hours combining chemicals and stirring them

HOOF
gelatin or summat

I really enjoyed Panama because of the soundtrack

The New York levels are probably the best from start to finish, mission 2 in the club as well. I like all parts of them but most of the other levels have some moments that drag. Airport is great after you leave the baggage room but then dips down at the Becker fight and runway chase.

Anyone do NYM Hardcore? I've tried twice and first timed ended in mission 13 and the other at the graveyard flashback because of two handed weapons not switching shoulders during last man standing.

for me it was the abandoned hotel or whatever, definitely my favorite level in the game, I loved the spooky atmosphere of it and the music was great
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I had a dream that rockstar remade MP 1 and 2 on the rage engine and it was beautiful, I was legit sad when I woke up

Based and overthinking-the-question-pilled.

Do you think they should bring him back for a 4? He deserves his retirement but WE deserve more Payne

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dan houser needs to be tortured to death

Reminder that Max Trash 2 isn't canon, Sam Ocean is an hack, MP1 was a fluke and
If you gobbled up the garbage story that is Max Payne 2 but think Max Payne 3 story is bad you should kill yourself

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Flip the script, give us a game about a mob-fag trying to bring him down.
Have the mob-faggot do it, but be exposed, as a zoomiezoom nerd, to his smokey noir narrations.
Recalling the drunken loser even after the fact, and becoming him, a haunted man, like Max himself.
And so it begins afresh, another foil torn off for a fix, after a quick pounding.
And in the third act, he starts monologuing himself, instead of hearing Max.

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based

Hawaian, suit and New York, in this order

>Sam Ocean is an hack
After Alan Wake and Control, he's redeemed his script-writing abilities.

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yeah max payne 2 was a bit shit, had some cool moments though

best max payne is max payne 1 with the kung fu mod, doing slow motion backflips with the shotgun while shooting is so fun

I don't think there should be a Max Payne 4 but I do want a spiritual successor. 3 is a very mixed bag as its gameplay, physics, gunplay are top notch but its all dragged down by the constant interruptions, setpieces, scripted moments, on-rails segments and levels being quite small with encounters.

>Bigger levels, much fewer but preferably no interruptions
>More enemies per level
>Loadout before missions, weapons add to your arsenal as the game progresses, great NG+ incentive and replay value
>Two one handed weapons, a permanent two handed weapon over the shoulder and a temporary two handed weapon that functions as they do in 3
>Have on-rail and sniper segments confined to separate missions like how arcade mode does it
>More physics, more destructive environment kino

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>he ends up turning on his own
>"I learned more from the man i swore vengeance on, than I did the man I avenged."
And the cycles of guilt repeat.
Manhood kino.
Roshomon shit.

I liked the gameplay more in MP2 (despite being easier) but yeah I agree that the story was worse than the first game

Rockstar doesn't give a shit about Max Payne
There's literally no good third person shooter anymore, they all died after the first half of the 2010s