Dovahkiin is now in 5th grade. How does that make you feel, Any Forums?

Dovahkiin is now in 5th grade. How does that make you feel, Any Forums?

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I'm just glad he can play Skyrim on the newest systems :)

If you think that's bad, I work in a middle school and the names are...well, let's just say none of them will ever be President with a name like theirs.
Trust me, Dovahkiin could have been given something MUCH worse. And yes, there are kids with video game names, including one named "Chief" after Master Chief (no this is not a joke, he told me as much)

Did he eat a chili pepper? Why is he so red.

Ever had any kids with Kingdom Hearts names? I think the day I see a kid named Riku or Roxas I'm gonna kill myself.

he's holding in his fus ro dah

>And yes, there are kids with video game names, including one named "Chief" after Master Chief (no this is not a joke, he told me as much)

Videogames should be made illegal for anyone with an IQ below 105.

Red hot flesh toddler

Lmao this kid gets redder every time he's posted

Reminder that there are over 2,000 American girls named Daenerys or Khaleesi

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I named my kid "Tom & Jerry". Everyone is super confused when I introduce her.

Yeah, Dovahkiin can just introduce himself as Dov or Dave or something. In the far future people won't probably even realize it's from a video game, unless Todd keeps rereleasing Skyrim. It could be so much worse.

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>unless Todd keeps rereleasing Skyrim
You realize Skyrim just came out again three months ago right?

You didn't forget to buy it, did you?

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Blacks always give the most retarded names

>You named your daughter Daenerys? That must have been awkward once you saw the finale where she fucked her nephew, murdered hundreds of thousands of civilians and declared herself medieval Hitler
>What do you mean? Little Dany was born after the show ended.

Why is he so red?

Daenerys will always have friends on the playground: my daughters Edelgard and Sylvanas

What's in the pic?

names of manga characters and a couple doujin characters.

Bad ENB config

I want to name my daughter Slutty McSlut after my favorite newgrounds character. Thoughts?

do you guys think dovahkiin will play skyrim when he grows up?
what do you think his mod folder will look like?

"Jay and Silent Bob" director Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn Smith

For her 16th birthday, he gave her the actual bat prop that Margot Robbie used onscreen in Suicide Squad

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Interesting stuff like Japanese parents naming their kids as
>Tora Ou
>Hako Onna
>Hana
>Kokoro
but instead of being read like that as the kanji dictate, which are already very stupid names, they're supposed to be read as
>Raion Kingu (Lion King)
>Pandora
>Furawaa (Flower)
>Haato (Heart)

The lower part says how parents have been complaining about teachers getting their kids' names wrong, among other things like gender discrimination.

If it's a boy name him Pico

wait so japanese parents also name their kids after fictional characters or some shit?
we really aren't all that different

fuck you user you made me laugh in biology and the professor called me out.

>I named my daughter Reika Kitami because I wanted her to be strong and independent

>including one named "Chief" after Master Chief
Is he at least native american?

>Ever had any kids with Kingdom Hearts names?
One of my sibling's GF has a son named Sora

>my iq is 103
Its over for me

riku is a normal name

>well, let's just say none of them will ever be President with a name like theirs
We just had a president named Barack Hussein Obama

>Reimu is now a tick tock porn star

lmao

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If you get a boy instead name him Frank.

>the kids named Sephiroth are in their mid 20s now
I wonder what they're like at work

They probably don't have jobs.

They named their kid lion king? Thats the stupidest thing ever. Why not Simba or mufasaa or you know one of the actual names from the movie. No instead its the fuckin name of the movie.

>虎王 (tiger + king)
>Lion King
wut

Damn, I wanted to name my kid (if I was having a son) roxas. Though I'm sure normies would think it's a spanish name or something and pronounce it "Ro-zah-ss"

o-of course not, i don't know what i was talking about haha

There's now way there's this many clown parents in one class

I had a 1 year old baby girl when Skyrim came out
she's about to turn 13 now, and I have another baby girl about to be born
Bethesda still hasn't released TESVI