Elden Ring is literally designed to ruin our generation

You know women play games too right?

>seeking company of other humans
Videogames are better

The guy in question

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>if my bf did this i'd take the game back for return, and cancel my subscription to that crappy relationship. I don't care how excited you are for a game, real people and real relationship come first. I'm into gaming and I'd never do this, EVER

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We all know the OP of the reddit post is a dude larping as a woman for upvotes

Reddit has light mode on by default so OP must a Reddit user to already have custom settings. Every post in that screenshot contains the username and post information except for the OP itself.
OP screencapped his own made up story: FAKE
OP is pretending to be a woman: GAY
FAKE AND GAY

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ARISE, YE TARNISHED, YOU VIRGINS WHO YET HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, PLAY MY GAME.

>getting this upset over not having sex

This, rather than complaining about being cucked by elden ring you should get Elden Ring, make a character specifically to grief your bf and invade constantly in areas where he's playing.

Post in the top left sounds made up. If she was so horny that she was willing to settle for just giving him a bj why couldn't she have just gave him one while he was playing? Also I bet all of the women complaining they are being ignored actually like it. If their boyfriends were constantly trying to please and give them attention they'd be turned off by the beta behavior. Being ignored probably makes them desire the guy more.

>not just pumping her full of cum right after beating a difficult boss
The sex will be 100% enjoyable for both parties

As much as I want a gf, this is also why I don't want one. I hear so many stories of women getting pissed over their bf enjoying vidya
If I have to give up the things that I like doing, then what's the point? Relationships should improve your life, not hinder it

My gf is better than me at video games.

>Woman: I don't owe any man sex no matter what he does for me.
>Also women: NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE ME FOR A VIDEO GAME! YOU OWE ME SEX!!! I PLANNED OUT ALL THIS SHIT SO WE COULD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

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Life for women is just, so hard.

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women fear the 10/10 GOTD

Ladies we got to cocky.

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Imagine the smell

>the perfect woman doesn't exi-

>OP is pretending to be a woman
Many such cases...
Especially in Any Forums...
Sad!

OOOOH MY GOD. I MEAN OH MY SCIENCE.
I would LOVE to have a 5/10 Japanese gamer girlfriend. But alas, us introvert gamers cannot go outside and meet eachother because we are too busy gaming inside. *le sigh*

holy shit does meth actually feel that good?

Women literally cannot understand the concept of HOBBIES, women will get mad at you for buildng, reading, gaming, etc. because they don't see the worth in such things

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have these people tried being more interesting than a video game? obviously you're boring as fuck if they'd rather play a game

Like I needed more reasons to avoid women.

>woman
>interesting
>woman
>people

Elden Ring is legitimately better than sex most of the time, consider this hopium for the permavirgins out there

Looks like women can indeed be incels.

Ecstasy feels incredible and it's a form of methamphetamine, I've tried snorting crystal meth a few times and honestly it didn't feel that good. I felt vaguely euphoric after doing a pretty big line once but it passed quickly and it really isn't worth it. I'm surprised that meth is supposedly 3 times stronger than coke but that graph seems bullshit, everything is just conveniently rounded off to neat numbers.

Not on their own, they only do it on streams for money and social affirmation

Roasties can't stand it when men have fun, especially without them

Yes why do you think it irreparably fucks up your life and why do you think meth heads look like catatonic corpses

This is why we need black bulls to fulfill a gamer GFs with her sexual desires

>amphetamine
I take adderall every day (i legitimately need it) and it does no such thing.

>Holding controller under knees
Is that posture actually good? It looks so uncomfortable.

Do women even have hobbies? I'm genuinely curious

It seems like men have a vast variety of interests that they can talk for hours about, but it seems like most girls don't really like anything besides social media, shitty netflix shows, and eating
I'm not saying they should all be gamers, but they should at least have SOMETHING they're passionate about

IF FUCKING SIREN WOMEN ARE ANGRY, WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE NORMAL GOD WILLS IT!
ARM YOUR PIMPHANDS GENTLEMAN! WE ARE TAKING WHAT IS OURS BACK!

I've never had a gf so I guess it doesn't matter

That's half the population. I'm certain there's a good number of them that do or like interesting things.