>game asks for your real name
Game asks for your real name
>game uses your IP address and mothers maiden name instead of the name you gave your character
>Game features beloved well-known character
lol cat abuse
>game says Happy Birthday on your birthday
What is that cat's problem?
>game whispers your full real name through the speakers randomly
>game starts with an unskippable cutscene
>Game uses social security number in lieu of username/password login
>game requires internet access
jews ordered this
pajeets made this
whites will comsoome it
niggers will robs stores, which makes me wonder how do whites afford their fun. credit?
>Game resurrects your ancestors as the final boss
>game uses your Windows username believing you used your actual name
i want to smash that cat into a bloody paste
Man I love black and white
Who's a good edgy booy? You are! You are the goodest edgy boy!
>game fucking kills you
>Game fucking brings you back to life as a mutilated corpse with alien-tech cybernetics allowing you to read moon runes
>your real name is "Dick"
oh my god its jackie chan!
I've noticed that Kojima seems to put a lot of importance on peoples birthdays, its kind of cute.
>Game doesnt deliver.
>Game calls you by your real name without asking any info beforehand
the fuck is wrong with this dumb cat
Hey reddit.
Can you, like not be so racist? Ugh!
>game makes you happy
>game threatens too download cp on my computer unless I buy DLC
>birthday cake in DS
I rike it
>You have to be retarded like me, otherwise you are reddit!
Hey retard
Yep. You're reddit. That invasion shit really brought a bunch of dumbasses over. This place is barely legible anymore.
A threat would imply something you don't want to happen
god damnit don't give Todd any ideas
one of my top 3 games
>game asks for your penis size
>it knows when your lying
>teammate deadnames you
ACK!
>game does your taxes for you
>game is spyware
Memes aside the cat looks like it literally doesn't even give a shit
Why is this gif still so funny ?