Game asks for your real name

>game asks for your real name

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>game uses your IP address and mothers maiden name instead of the name you gave your character

>Game features beloved well-known character

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lol cat abuse

>game says Happy Birthday on your birthday

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What is that cat's problem?

>game whispers your full real name through the speakers randomly

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>game starts with an unskippable cutscene

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>Game uses social security number in lieu of username/password login

>game requires internet access

jews ordered this
pajeets made this
whites will comsoome it
niggers will robs stores, which makes me wonder how do whites afford their fun. credit?

>Game resurrects your ancestors as the final boss

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>game uses your Windows username believing you used your actual name

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i want to smash that cat into a bloody paste

Man I love black and white

Who's a good edgy booy? You are! You are the goodest edgy boy!

>game fucking kills you

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>Game fucking brings you back to life as a mutilated corpse with alien-tech cybernetics allowing you to read moon runes

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>your real name is "Dick"

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oh my god its jackie chan!

I've noticed that Kojima seems to put a lot of importance on peoples birthdays, its kind of cute.

>Game doesnt deliver.

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>Game calls you by your real name without asking any info beforehand

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the fuck is wrong with this dumb cat

Hey reddit.

Can you, like not be so racist? Ugh!

>game makes you happy

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>game threatens too download cp on my computer unless I buy DLC

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>birthday cake in DS
I rike it

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>You have to be retarded like me, otherwise you are reddit!
Hey retard

Yep. You're reddit. That invasion shit really brought a bunch of dumbasses over. This place is barely legible anymore.

A threat would imply something you don't want to happen

god damnit don't give Todd any ideas

one of my top 3 games

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>game asks for your penis size
>it knows when your lying

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>teammate deadnames you

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ACK!

>game does your taxes for you

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>game is spyware

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Memes aside the cat looks like it literally doesn't even give a shit

Why is this gif still so funny ?