Which game started the hate boner for elves?

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A large Dwarf.

My disgust for them started with good old /tg/ shenanigans, as it oft does.

What is it about ogres you actually like outside of the stupid memes?

you must liberate north Korea

Elf propaganda

elves are entities on the astral plane, they are inherently evasive
Since they are able to change their appearance to scare off new astral projectors (or those who awaken their astral senses without knowledge of the unknown) they will likely try to scare the shit out of you. They are very mischevious and cunning, but can be befriended. I would suggest not fucking with sem simply because they are annoying eternal children (until their ethereal form descends back to the ether). Also I don't believe it'd be viable to have a relationship with them since they literally have no physical form.

Play dragon age 2

Boy do I have the game for YOU

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They're big fat monsters that eat people and like to have a good time it's not that fucking hard to understand why people like them.

All elves are made to be impaled.

Male elves with spear.
Female elves with my cock

I'm having a boner for elves right now

for me it was the Fellowship of the rings. Always hated elves, not sure why

You both get the rope.

BDSM too? Damn bro, you kinky.

To kill, but I could just rip your flesh off instead, that alone is worth it for the suffering it causes.

I want to spray some sticky ropes on a cute elven boy, you know what i'm saying?

Rope? Good idea.
I can use it to ensnare elf girl and then freely lick her soft elf soles.

what does elf arse smell like haha?

Raspberries and weed

berries and mint