Do you really paid the full price for this ubishit tier piece of vidya mediocrity?

Yes I did third world-kun, I earn your monthly salary in a day so it’s barely a drop in the water

No I paid full price twice, one for friend

>being so poor that 60 euros makes a dent in your wallet
hahaha being poor must suck, but let me guess, the neet lifestyle hurrdurr

shazamtranny, your team lost, get over it

Sooner spend it on something else.

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I got dicked by CDkeys and they took so long to fix it I had to buy from steam instead.

Now they're contesting the refund so I might have 2 spare EMEA keys.

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>Sooner spend it on something else.
Just bought a whisky for 200 euros, so enjoying some fine whisky and elden ring after work :)

I've gladly payed full price for this absolute masterpiece of gaming

>paid

B-BUT MUH SALES NUMBERS MUH CONSOLE WINNING

i decided to return it and get a refund.
what i expected from the trailer:
>awesome story, dialogues, you know, an RPG like it was advertised
>being playable on PC

and what did i get after buying this game for 70$?
>no story, no dialogues, no music, no sound, worst controls ever made in a game, laziest console port i have ever seen in my entire life, doesnt even support ultrawide in 2022, half of my entire screen is blacked out, jesus fucking christ

its pretty much just a soulless "boss fighting simulator".
you just go from a boss to a boss, even while trying to get invested in the """story""" on the way to another stupid boss, its impossible, because there is no story or dialogues.

it would be a good 10$ indie game on steam, but not 70$.

and i swear to God when i see pictures from Elden Ring and Dark Souls i cannot say which game is which, they are exactly the fucking same.

i just wish games still had demos - how much time it would save me (smaller downloads, no hassle with refunds).

modern gaming is a burning pile of garbage and im just sick and tired of it.

5/10 on metacritic for this game is too generous, for false advertising alone it should get a 1/10.

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>doesn't play ubishit
>doesn't play souls games
>but uhh they're both open world so it's basically the same

No, I pirated. HOWEVER I am going to buy it at some point.
I went from shitposting about this game to absolutely loving it. GOTY

Most people here, sadly

Give one to me

>buys a meme screen
>expects people to cater to it
Are you going to complain about tv shows next?

Lol, he plays games for the story

i am sorry your mommy didnt afford a screen bigger than 25' from 2001.
do you also connect to the internet with a dial-up modem?

nah I pirated it because I suspected it was all hype
I was right

seethe harder, tendie
botw2 never ever

people that buy it are suckers.

Its not even ubisoft-tier. Ubisoft open world games have towns and villages, npcs with sidequests and lots of activities to indulge in.

Elden Ring you do nothing but go around fighting stuff. And every discovery is just something else to fight. Its like someone made an open world version of GOLDEN AXE.

I have a 32” 4k 144hz monitor and a 65” 120hz TV

Yup and I'm having fun.

it reminds me of HALO Infinite.
>"open world" but its just empty land with enemies and bosses sprinkled here and there

i have no idea why elden ring is even called an RPG, because its not an RPG.
Is Infinite an RPG? You also gather shit, and upgrade your character and other shit.

>32'

so you ARE poor.
sorry, i didnt mean to poke fun at you, poverty isnt funny.

>do you really paid
ESL discord muppet

How is a $3k monitor poor

I launched the game without easy anticheat and ultrawide actually worked fine for a while.

The loading screens are 16:9 and I could see the world/objects popping in at the edges around the "loading" screen.

And then the left and right edges spontaneously got blacked out..

Filtered dumb bitch who hasn't even played it

You’re using the never ever meme wrong

a 32 inch monitor is pretty big desu, I wouldn't want one that size.

why would anybody pay more than 20$ for a 32' screen is beyond me.

Which monitor so you recommend?

No, you're pretty damn foolish because you thought the story would be spoonfed to a fodder moron who's barely started the game.

> No music
Lol, where were you even at

What a fucking idiot

yeah same experience here, i just couldnt believe my eyes.
kinda explains all the thousands of pissed off butthurt PC fags demanding a refund.

>32 feet
American education everyone

>do you really paid the
so it really is 3rd worlders with brown skin crying because they're 2011 rig can't run it

Daily reminder not to bump disc*rd tr*nny threads

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