*BTFOs your shitty boomer crap*
>Next level AI
>deep lore with juicy intellectual subtext
>brain twisting puzzles that will make you go crazy
>epic gameplay
>badass graphics
>awesome tunes
Why aren’t you taking part in the gaming event of the century?
*BTFOs your shitty boomer crap*
Ryder James
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Angel Garcia
Leo Gutierrez
kek
Caleb Lewis
Imagine liking shitty games that try to pathetically ride the coattails of FNAF, because of "Muh lore".
I bet you also like that shitty Bendy and Poppy Playtime as well.
Jacob Scott
fpbp
Isaiah Robinson
I bet you are jerking off to your dog robots and are missing out on the gaming experience you’ve been waiting for.
Camden Jenkins
Hello Neighbor? More like Hello! Nay, Bore.
Joseph Evans
Look who's talking NFT Salesmen.
youtube.com
Dylan Hughes
BASED and Neighborpilled.
Nathan Gray
>hates NFTs
Now I know you’re tripping!
Ian Morris
he's in
Hudson Martinez
Art style looks like Cal-Arts shit
Charles Wood
what kind of bait is this?
Joseph Johnson
its foreshadowing to 5 years from now when kids who grew up with this game start posting about it on Any Forums unironically
Parker Perez
>Tinybuild is a Russian company
Uh...neighborbros, are we even going to get the sequel?
Grayson Miller
No thanks, I'm more of a Hello-Neighbors Minecraft MCPE fan.
Jaxon Nguyen
For me, it's Hello Crazy Neighbor Game 3D.
Henry Rivera
there should be more threads about random knockoff mobile games like these. some of them are just hilariously absurd
Parker Moore
I at last I have become Dark Riddle.
Julian Baker
Holy based
Dominic Lewis
Oh god... OH GOD... IT'S THE SCARY GRANNY SIREN NEIGHBOR!
Zachary Wood
I FRICKING love coloring!
Nolan Wright
neighbor bros...
Brody Reed
This looks based
Kayden Mitchell
Mr Peterson vs Bron. Who wins realistically?
Jayden Bennett
theft is punishable by hand chopping
the neighbor is in every right to punish the player
Michael Ross
What I would do to Matpat is first stalk him until I know his routine. Once I have it down I'd wait until he is isolated and then hit him with a tranquilizer dart. Use a dosage for an animal like a dog or a cat, It's important to remember he isn't human.
Next I'd I throw him in potato sack and deposit him naked in a empty 55 gallon drum I've specially prepared and then weld it shut. The top would have a few holes drilled for air and feeding tubes. When he wakes up and starts screaming I'd stick some flex tape on the holes and just start rolling the drum around my property for a few hours. Imagine how much he'd vomit and shit himself in there. Anytime he acts up or refuses to eat I'd repeat the rolling until he gives in. Gradually over time his home would fill with piss, shit, and vomit until he is nearly up to his neck in his own filth. I'd roll the barrel one last time and hit him with a tranq dart again.
I'd crack the barrel and pull his filthy grotesque body from his disgusting home and leave him unconscious in ditch. He'd wake up with no evidence or way to identify me and limp back into his sorry life, forever remembering the hell he went through, wondering if it just might happen again. For those surprised I wouldn't kill Matpat know that I'm not the monster, he is.
Benjamin Miller
>runs directly at player
>gets stuck on every tiny thing, literally can't figure out how to get the player if you jump past 1 door
>catches player
>"ai" just places a few cameras randomly on the map and calls it a day
Yeah, real deep dude.