>"Hi, are you user? I'm super excited to give you your deck!"
What do you do?
"Hi, are you user? I'm super excited to give you your deck!"
Daniel Bailey
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Julian Ward
When HL3?
Luis Turner
>"Yes, that would be me!"
>(little does Gabe know, that I didn't order a Steam Deck and he has the wrong guy)
Ian Smith
He actually gave deck away to 3 guys who just passed by and got curious what's going on
Landon Perez
I would shit myself in fear and pass out
Hudson James
nothing because it's all paid actors
Connor Reyes
open the box in front of his face and ask why there's stick drift on my new machine
Ayden Phillips
>if you hire me as a full time employee at valve i'll lick your toes thoroughly one by one at your calling daily until you're satisfied
Tyler Wright
Pull down pants and start flapping my penis around while chanting TO STOP A GABEN TAKE CONTROL AND PRESS THE GABEN and watch him waddle away in disgust while taking my based Steam Deck
Alexander Gray
Something something artifact
something something screwed over
Brandon Wood
>getting paid to receive a Steam Deck from Gaben
Would you not?
Juan Hughes
Uh, this isn't half life 3.
Oliver Hernandez
Tell Gabe that my steam account is already nuked and gone, and I didn't order a Steam Deck because you and your company are ruining Computer games. I would reminisce about Quake 2 Qoole level editing and how I tried WorldEdit and Half-Life map making but always felt that Quake 2 was easier and better because of everything being much bigger and that I didn't like his game's deathmatch ever as much as Quake's deathmatch and multiplayer.
Team Fortress 2 was always good but it went on for years and years and they hogged it until weird things started happening like stalkers inside the steam system account monitoring people in realtime and not letting us talk about computer anymore.
Your cake was a lie.
Mason Allen
lol
Grayson Ross
It sold that bad? Hahahha he had enough time to hand deliver every unit sold
Cameron Cook
>mumble an 'okay thanks'
>immediately shut the door to pick up my spaghetti
>realize an hour later I didn't actually take the deck from him
Wyatt Murphy
>Opens door with mask on
John Davis
>implying making deliveries is difficult for Santa Claus
Landon Reed
I kneel.
Andrew Fisher
I'd have to contain my urge to wallop him in the face for abandoning TF2 but money is money.
Brandon Ramirez
kek
Xavier Hughes
Ehh, it's a 15-year-old game now. Most games don't last that long to be honest. Thankfully the VAC-friendly mods help keep it going.
Brayden Foster
Ask him if he still plays tf2 and if there's an update coming
Jeremiah Watson
No thanks, I only use the Epic Game Store
Zachary Perry
Kevin Powell
>it better have eldlich in it.
>i'll take OOOOOO instead if you have it.
Gavin Ward
uhh no
Landon Thompson
>"That's a nice deck."
Noah Gomez
youtube.com
stop a gaben
Asher Martinez
>could've had Gabe personally deliver the deck to me
I really wish I had bought one now