>eating dung is bad because... because... IT JUST IS, OKAY??????
Eating dung is bad because... because... IT JUST IS, OKAY??????
Henry Flores
Adam Wright
wait did he unironically get hanged just for eating shit. lol scatfags btfo
Andrew Clark
>THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!
Jayden Johnson
>implying he didn't ask them to hang him so he could shit himself, at which point they cut him loose, and he had a fresh meal waiting for him when he came to
Blake Perez
HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS SHIT? IT ISNT EVEN OUT YET!!!!
Jeremiah Robinson
he ate shit and killed people and raped their corpses with his shit cumming turd dick to make little shit babies who in turn kill and rape more shit corpses
unironically
Nathan Gray
Jonathan Torres
his armor has the same pattern as the pustules all over the troll enemies (big guys with 2H weapons who kick you)
i don't know if they come from him, or if his armor is a punishment/reference to the trolls who are also despised, can't tell
Parker Lewis
Honestly I cannot believe they made a boss that unironically eats shit and went "wow people are gonna love this"
Brayden Lopez
Isn't he a rapist?
Grayson Clark
They did though. Get filtered.
Gavin Reed
Well yeah, putting your fans in the game is the ultimate fan service
Juan Gonzalez
Do we ever meet this guy in the game
Elijah Sanchez
Yes. You meet everyone in that intro. The last one is the guy who tells you that you aren't welcome in roundtable.
Kevin Brooks
I don't think so. I think he's the "furtive pygmy" of the game
Caleb King
What does shit taste like?
and don't say shit, that's a tautology and you're better than that.
Benjamin Walker
Very bitter. Imagine the least tasty thing you can imagine
Thomas Martin
GRRM contribution fr
Jaxson Howard
Based shitanon
Owen Brown
Loathsome thread
Cameron Ramirez
Sunset found him squatting in the grass, eating. Every dung was tastier than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was eating dung. The more he ate, the more he loathed himself, but the more he loathed himself, the hungrier he grew, and his hunger sent him crawling to the latrine to suck up more dung.
Gavin Morales
I remember tasting my own shit when I was in kindergarten. It's stuck with me my whole life