Hideo Kojima just remade the last game you played. How would it turn out?

Hideo Kojima just remade the last game you played. How would it turn out?

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>How would it turn out?
Worse.
Even Kojimbo "games"

I don't know I never played Metal Gear

Tetris
every tetrimino has a back story and you need to watch a 1 hour cinematic every time they land

Elden ring but with cutscenes every 5 minutes

>Guardians of the Galaxy
90% less dialogue and more cosmic/mindfuck bullshit

>Doom Eternal.
Imagine 10 hour cutscene of the Khan Mayker detailing ever little detail of her plan to the Slayer.

>kojima ds3
>enter boss fog
>10 minute cutscene of the boss talking about his backstory
>take him to second phase, another 10 minute cutscene
>kill him, another 10 minute cutscene about him saying some ominous shit
>back to firelink
>10 minute cutscene of firekeeper talking
>teleport to new area
>another 10 minute cutscene explaining what the new are is

>Elden Ring with an even more convoluted story than the Souls series has been used to
>MORE military army men in it, not just knight military men
>every piece of story is now explained to your face before and after every boss
>Estus Flask is now powered by the sun

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IF HE MADE zombie panic source, like online resident evil 8, free on steam, it wuld be like co op silent hills

BADA BA BOW BOW BADA BA BOW BOW

>mushroom kingdom fusion
>by la creatividad

I expect him to shoehorn a lot of deleuzian shit on the very concept of the "fusion".

>Enter boss fog
>Cutscene starts
>Dramatic camera cuts
>Zooms in the boss' face
>BOSS NAME -Ryan Gosling-

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>Hideo Kojima just remade the last game you played. How would it turn out?
Death Stranding
A remake by Kojima would be quite good desu.

well mission 51 here i go

Resident Evil HD Remake
So it'd be Remake Reimagined.

Sonic Forces.
>Tails: Sonic, do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

Cookie Clicker? What would even change?

How could he fun arma 3

>Kojima's Elden Ring
absolute ludo on a scale yet unimagined by mankind

You mean
>Estus flask is now Monster Energy

>every time you buy a cookie upgrade there's a 30 min cutscene about war and politics
kino

>Gran Turismo 4
somehow it will be the same

Probably the exact same since it was Death Stranding Director's Cut.

Elden Ring would have 10x the amount of autistic systems introduced and secrets. Also a chicken hat that gives you +30 vigor.