Elden Ring is literally just Dark Souls

Elden Ring is literally just Dark Souls

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an asshole is literally just a tighter vagina

No they're not faggot. Asshole's are tighter around the hole but looser everywhere else have shit inside. They don't feel as good as pussy either.

yes, and only bandwagoners thought otherwise
le game of thrones man really reeled in a lot of normies

Yes, and?

We all expected a souls game but we LITERALLY just got Dark Souls.

Dark Souls 4, now with jump, a horse and a bigger map!

But don't say it, don't say it... It's like The Emperor's New Clothes, you don't have to say it!

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>not as good as pussy
>countless, endless, infinite bussy results in porn searches
yeah gonna call deboonked on that one chief

>We all expected Dark Souls but we LITERALLY just got Dark Souls.
You ok?
And no sekiro having 1 button to spam instead does not make it that different

it is the absolute normiest of alternative fetishes
tee hee wrong hole :)

Sekiro had enough original things in it that i can actually say that it's a souls game but it's not like Dark Souls. Elden Ring is LITERALLY just fucking Dark Souls. It even reuses the same animations and sound effects.

You should deliver that wisdom to the faggots and trannies when they make their daily bara/obese furshit threads

What we wanted: skyrim but it's dark souls
What they showed us: skyrim, but it's dark souls
What we got: skyrim, but it's dark souls
If you expected anything less than that, you might be retarded

>countless
>endless
>infinite
AAIIIIEEEEEEEE

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>it is the absolute normiest of alternative fetishes
>causes the minds and very fabric of 3/4 Americas population to implode thinking of a penis entering a bum bum
yeah, nah

And Russia is literally just a rump USSR.
So don't buy it if you don't like it.

I have no idea what you schizo's are arguing about but if you think gay sex is the most searched up thing in porn history then you are fucking stupid and projecting.

it's literally not just Dark Souls


Definition of literally

1 : in a literal sense or manner: such as
a : in a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression He took the remark literally. a word that can be used both literally and figuratively
b —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description The party was attended by literally hundreds of people.
c : with exact equivalence : with the meaning of each individual word given exactly The term "Mardi Gras" literally means "Fat Tuesday" in French.
d : in a completely accurate way a story that is basically true even if not literally true

No, but all the shinobi arts did. Sekiro only plays like Dark Souls in level design/overall game design sense, the combat is pretty distinct.

>Definition of literally
>1 : in a literal sense or manner: such as
>a : in a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression He took the remark literally. a word that can be used both literally and figuratively
>b —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description The party was attended by literally hundreds of people.
>c : with exact equivalence : with the meaning of each individual word given exactly The term "Mardi Gras" literally means "Fat Tuesday" in French.
>d : in a completely accurate way a story that is basically true even if not literally true
This just proves my point further. Elden Ring is literally just Dark Souls.

What were you honestly expecting
Its Open world dark souls, why is this a bad thing?
Whats the problem?

but they have tiny dicks so they can only get past the tight entrance not realising that deeper in is loose and shitfilled.

>gay sex
fucking a trans bussy isnt gay

>Open world dark souls
I and thousands of others were expecting an original Souls game from Soft. What we got was literally Dark Souls with absolutely no innovation at all and reused animations and sounds, Literally the same fucking game. The only new thing is that the map is bigger.

We wanted something original and good ffs.

Because the only good thing about Dark Souls was the tight, focused level design. Replacing that with massive empty areas was a terrible idea.

And lolicons are just beta testers.

There was a decent amount of iteration on this game
Reusing assets is a fuckin no brainer why reinvent the wheel?

Have you not gone inside the castles or any of the catacombs?
There are plenty of classic dark souls levels
The Stormveil castle is one of the best levels in the series imo

DEMONS SOULS 6 IS BAD BECAUSE... IT JUST IS OKAY

Good thing Ashes of war are basically shinobi arts then

It's totally gay, dude. I get that the person taking it identifies as a women but that means absolutely nothing if you're biologically a man. Even if you were a Trans person that looked better and hotter than most women it's still absolutely gay because you're fucking a man. There are no words or logic at all that can undue the gayness of fucking a biological man even if that Trans person is hotter then 90% of women on the earth. It will always be gay and you can never argue against that, At the absolute most you can say it's bi but it absolutely is not straight to fuck a trans person.

>What we wanted: skyrim but it's dark souls
when did I want this