The zoomers choice award

bruh on god this dude is bussin’ fr saw the new design was like shits wavy af!!!! Pokémon finally got some sigmamales in house and ousted them boomers with they gay design no cap cuh this shit spicy af!!!

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Why do zoomers talk like this?
Imagine how much better we’d be off if everyone born 1995 or later had their throats slot over night

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right??? frfr i saw that shit and deadass was bout to get heated but realized it’s just some dudes old af like yikes he ain’t touch grass dude prob ain’t even on the gram big oof moment *laughing crying emoji face*

That duck needs some drip. No kapp

>Why do zoomers talk like this?
they don't

He would look cute without the stupid hair

That’d just be Ducklett

This, Zoomers only talk like OP through text. In person they're just annoying but a normal kind of annoying.

Because they live on tiktok and twitter which are both infested by black people whom they want to be like. So they start talking like them

Just let kids be kids dude. I’m 30 and I was an edgy retard when I was young. Kids have the right to be retarded dipshits, it’s part of growing up.

Kid culture today is nigger culture and it’s disgusting.
I have a little boy and if he grows up to emulate nigger culture like that I’m going to beat him senseless

>hating the duck
>hating the greaser hair

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>greaser hair
It’s not.
It’s literally the zoomer cut

People didnt say :Yo, for Real, wack etc in your time? Or is the dementia kicking in old man?

>today
Nah posers and wannabes have always been existed in every generation.

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>Conquistador duck
>for zoomers
Nah, that'd be the cat.

EPIC WEEED GATO LMAO XD

Ikr kek ywnbaw what did she mean by this based cringe dilate senpai cucck soi troon snoy *raises paw* BRAAAAAP desu

what the chances they are going to make his evolution some corny ass shit where it look like it has a sailor uniform on?

but I'm in my mid 30's and I think the cat is awesome and I don't smoke weed. Am I not allowed to like grass types anymore?

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Why is it that I'm 24, and I grew up with slang like "ROFLCOPTER" "LOL WINWAR" "OVER 9000" "full of win" etc, but even people 4 years younger than me sound like the OP?

Was there really that much of a jump in slang between people born in 97 and people born in 2001?
I suppose it doesn't help that I came here in 2010 and never integrated with normalfags IRL.

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>b-b-but Any Forums
reddit moment

niggers found the internet in the mean time

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