How will you eat the cake?

How will you eat the cake?

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I stick my dick in the hole

I crawl into the crevice and die half way through

THE CAKE IS A LIE

Get a really long fork.

Re-arrange the letters so it says Bread Splash, then crawl through the bread lined passage.

same

send stick-chan through the hole

I do the "it's treason then" move.

Thanks but I'm on a low carb diet

I can't even see the cake

I don’t eat sweet. I let the cake sit and decompose. Assuming the challenge frees me once the cake is gone, I eat the sharp blades to sustain myself until then.

the cake is a lie!

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In a similar vein, you could straighten out all of the letters, attach them to the arrow, then stab the cake through the hole and pull it back

>How will you eat the cake?

I won't, because I'm not a fat fuck to eat a whole god damn cake.

I go into the Z-axis.

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Paper Mario flip, then just walk through the tunnel

why is this so fucking ugly

i take a shit in the hole with my pants down

go to work or library (if neet) and print this jaypeg out
then fold the page making YOUCAKE

the rest is left as an exercise to the reader

The room is also made of cake so i eat the walls in order to get to that fresh strawberry cake

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suction cup gun

everything is cake if you just close your eyes and ignore all screams

very easy

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I urinate through the hole until there is an overflow of piss on the cake side, lifting the cake up and causing it to float through the hole with the direction of the overflowing piss.

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Based tank bros

genius

why would you put icing on a cake with your butt?

Just use your telekinesis bro.

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