Kick him for one thousand dollars?

How hard? Do I have top use 100% of my power, or can I just give it a tiny love-tap?

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You never said how hard so I'd just lightly nudge him with my foot and collect my payment.

I would have enough for a down payment on a modern GPU.

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For free amount of money, sure.

Feels less bad for kicking rodents than it is to primates and dogs

I am going to plant my foot on his head and make him roll forward like a soccer ball

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Is this a repeatable $1000? How many kicks am I allowed?

I'd kick him for free.

No thats mean :(

Do I get extra thousands if I put him in a multi-kick juggle combo?

I'd just sell him to a furrier for more than that.

Absolutely not. Not even for a million. I feel bad killing fucking ants. I am a gigantic faggot.

....Maybe for a billion I'd do it, but the grief and guilt would fucking kill me. I'd only do it if I could be sure that he would live afterwards and I could look after him.

Extra thousand if he goes through the hoop.

money is just printed paper
anyone who would kick that poor animal for any amount of money is a kike who fell completely for satan's tricks

for a billion, you'd probably have to stomp him to death

That "printed paper" just bought me a night with your mom, nerd.

>it's just printed paper
and that printed paper is what allows me to continue living, sorry rat, it's you or me and I will always choose me.

You didnt precise how hard

Shut up scatfag

>paying for sex
i bet you pay for video games too

>he doesn't know about the "GTA" lifehack
ngmi