Game fan theory was right all along

Are you telling me Gaben will personally deliver my Steam Deck in a few months?

I’d rather he deliver the finished version of Artifact Foundry.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

I would pay top cash to make out with Gaben.

Give it 3 weeks and they'll sell it in my country with a +100$ price tag.
Just in time to have 20 games compatible with it.

>all the people answering their doors conveniently had masks on
literally proves it's staged

No fucking shit user.
They have to clean the cum off the floor first.

i put it on to guard against their smell

looks like it's filmed in Seattle
this means they are all wearing the mask for real
heading over there this weekend to visit my family and I wanted to take my kids to the aquarium, my wife and I need to provide a covid negative test 72 hours before entering
I haven't worn a mask, live on the other side of the state

that one chick who didnt know gabe was someones wife who he left at home while he was on a ski trip

the guy must be kicking himself knowing he missed out on meeting gayben

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don't do it user, the aquarium isn't worth it

That's a huge hitbox

What would you say to Gaben if he persobally delivered a Deck to you Any Forums?

The models got updated but the hitboxes didn't.
Many such cases.

Where is the million-dollar Artifact tournament you promised in March 2018?

>I love you, please marry me.
Or something like that.

I didn't order that shit Gabe.

Where are people still wearing masks? I haven't seen them in months.

it's for the kids man, they love that shit
but we probably won't go because we don't have free rapid test sites here anymore
but to further elaborate on how fucking dumb this state is, our governor is keeping mask mandates until the end of march even though the Science™ says we don't need to wear masks anymore

I would make him apologise for making steam so shit. I bought HL2 physical at release and still couldn't play it for like a year because of how shit steam was.

Why didn't you refund Elden Ring Gage.

it'll give you jack pleasure

you would stutter and then apologize pussy

Brehs...
What happens once Gabe retires or, worse yet, dies?

Do we just let Pajeetsoft swallow Valve and Steam whole at that point?

He is quite an Über eater

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