Sir, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent

Sir, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.

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The charges, officer?

Charge your dick inside my pussy

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i dont want aids you WHORE

you were an executive at enron

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>another genshintranny coomer erp thread
enjoy your ban

Could you imagine?
>come home from work tired
>GF gets home shortly after
>tell her you're running low on power
>she unzips the outlet home on her pants
>you plug in
>start to feel better but you have to follow her around while you're connected
>dick starts getting warm
>feelsgoodman
>keeps getting warmer
>TOO WARM
>your cheap knockoff Chinese cock overheats
>GF starts screaming
>try to pull out but you fused together
>balls explode
>GF leaves you for an american
>curse your parents for your poor design

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Oooh, cookies!

Beidou is so hot, but too bad she's a dyke. Only fanart can save her now.

Beidou is the most attractive genshin

Go back to your containment board

I respect your opinion but I must disagree on it

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this isn't the usual Any Forums police officer... where's sherry?

It's Mihoyo's fault for all the lame /u/ pandering she gets with Ningguang.

oh no no no penisloversisters...

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Dubious post

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FUCK THE POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

She's inspecting cocks where she can see them.

Unf I want grab Beidou's hair and bend over so bad

good fucking lord, why is beidou so perfect

>get arrested by this
What do?

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>characters can't be close friends without being gay
At 'worst' they are bi since Ning actually gets some teasing with (You) and half the characters in Liyue and Kazuha want to fuck Beidou.

Beidou, Ning, Raiden and Shenhe are the best girls in the game. Funny that they are all hags.

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>tfw it's not a cop thread
Damn, I prefer it when my day's biggest disappointment is right before I go to sleep instead of when I wake up